My last post

[shelman]

Dear friends,
I am sorry to inform you that this may be my last post for some time.
Due to the foot and mouth crisis and my obvious connection to the cloven hoof genus i have come under increasing pressure from the 'local' yokels.
This morning proved the last straw when a large pyre appeared outside my house, surrounded by a mob of these fools reinforced with thousands of imported smirking scousers.
Goodbye and good luck.

 

[Uncle]

What happened Steve, did your team wear the wrong colour strip???

 

[Riz]

John, it's April the 1st...

Riz

 

[Uncle]

Am aware of that Riz..............but the poor bloke has been crying in his beer.........the other Reds doing the double on Man United. Wait till Cookie sees the post!!

 

[Riz]

hehe..

It doesn't look good for him, does it?

Riz

 

[shelman]

I'm back, feeling good again... my favourite Scot wins the GP, thrashing the dreaded Hun.
Besides my new disguise will fool the scousers.

 

[ChartMan]

My missus was well pleased with DC too.I must say it broke the boredom.