My last post

Dear friends,
I am sorry to inform you that this may be my last post for some time.
Due to the foot and mouth crisis and my obvious connection to the cloven hoof genus i have come under increasing pressure from the 'local' yokels.
This morning proved the last straw when a large pyre appeared outside my house, surrounded by a mob of these fools reinforced with thousands of imported smirking scousers.
Goodbye and good luck.
What happened Steve, did your team wear the wrong colour strip???
Am aware of that Riz..............but the poor bloke has been crying in his beer.........the other Reds doing the double on Man United. Wait till Cookie sees the post!!
I'm back, feeling good again... my favourite Scot wins the GP, thrashing the dreaded Hun.
Besides my new disguise will fool the scousers.