neil
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A fat alligator was swimming up the Thames with his friend, a very thin alligator, when they decided to land on the green near the House of Commons.
The thin alligator looked enviously at the full figure of his fat friend. "Tell me" opined skinny alligator, " Why are you so much bigger than me. I am skin and bone by comparism?"
The big guy looked at his emaciated pal. "What do you eat?"
"Politicians," said the skinny one.
"From here?" Nodding towards Parliament.
"Yes"
"No wonder you are so skinny old son."
"How do you work that out?"
"Well you grab a politician - yes?"
"Correct."
"But then you shake the crap out of him and all you have left is a bumhole and a briefcase."
H
The thin alligator looked enviously at the full figure of his fat friend. "Tell me" opined skinny alligator, " Why are you so much bigger than me. I am skin and bone by comparism?"
The big guy looked at his emaciated pal. "What do you eat?"
"Politicians," said the skinny one.
"From here?" Nodding towards Parliament.
"Yes"
"No wonder you are so skinny old son."
"How do you work that out?"
"Well you grab a politician - yes?"
"Correct."
"But then you shake the crap out of him and all you have left is a bumhole and a briefcase."
H
