Best Thread Joke of the day

Pat494

Legendary member
13,253 1,275
Q. How many politicians does it take to change 1 light bulb ?

A. Well by the time they have found time to debate the issue fully and held a vote on it …………….
 

Pat494

Legendary member
13,253 1,275
This is a joke from an AI robot

A naked woman robbed the bank yesterday.
Nobody could remember her face.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Atilla

NVP

Legendary member
36,278 1,787
Q. How many politicians does it take to change 1 light bulb ?

A. Well by the time they have found time to debate the issue fully and held a vote on it …………….
would need a referendum first surely ? .....
 
  • Like
Reactions: Pat494

Pat494

Legendary member
13,253 1,275
A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. “Once a week?” A third of 
the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant. “Once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up. Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?”


One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. The therapist is shocked—this disproves his theory. “If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?”


The man yells, “Today’s the day!”