Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Then again, do we really need Joe's original post to enjoy ourselves? Nobody pays any attention to it anyway.
Try this:
Dear Joe,
I am very new to all this and would appreciate your advice. Yes, I have just started frying breaded fish products, and wondered whether garden peas or mixed veg make a better accompaniment.
Regards,
W D Gann