IG - You make me feel really special

[Jason101]

Whenever I receive correspondence from IG they call me esquire.

What is wrong with them? Tbh, I just feel they are insulting my intelligence. They must give me this title in the hope that they are massaging my ego.

In that I am trading to feel like I am the man, rather than to make money.

I mean come on who the hell calls anyone esquire? I know my gas supplier doesn’t.

 

[DashRiprock]

I call people esquire if I think they deserve it. whats wrong with it?

 

[Jason101]

Nothing at all, as an individual who thinks another individual deserves it.

 

[DashRiprock]

Dear Jason101,

We are in agreement.

yours faithfully,

DashRiprosk Esq.

 

[Jason101]

EDIT: To the Right Honourable Dash ,

This is about individuals who want to trade to feel they are or are going to be a better person than they think they are.

And I believe that IG are using this to their advantage by this sort of language.
Like I say my gas supplier does not feel the need.

 

[Jason101]

I ought to come clean and state I am the 2nd cousin once removed to Prince Phillip!

 

[DashRiprock]

My beloved Jason,

What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Jason is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious CMC,
Who is already sick and pale with Peter Cruddas
That thou, his ****, art more fair than thou.

Miss you

Dash xxx

 

[DashRiprock]

i ought to come clean and state i am the 2nd cousin once removed to prince phillip!

daddy!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jason101]

My beloved Jason,

What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Jason is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious CMC,
Who is already sick and pale with Peter Cruddas
That thou, his ****, art more fair than thou.

Miss you

Dash xxx

Gay.

Actually I might use that when writing to IG next.

 

[DashRiprock]

Gay.

Dear Jason101, CuntflapSquire.

P!ss off you half Greek half German inbred-got-six-toes-like-your-cousin-come-wife poo person.

Kind Regards,

DashRiprock, DAMF.

 

[Jason101]

I think that is really harsh and kindly request you delete it.

 

[DashRiprock]

I think that is really harsh and kindly request you delete it.

You're related to Peter Cruddas as well? Man your family must be minted!

 

[Jason101]

You're related to Peter Cruddas as well? Man your family must be minted!

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