I can actually move the market!

[IWannaBeAMillionaire]

Cant believe it! After years and years, I have actually devised a way to move the market. It's brilliant! Ready? Here it is...

Whenever I go long, the FTSE goes down and whenever I go short, it goes up!

So, for anyone out there who wants to be rich, just do the opposite of every bloody thing i do!

:clap:

 

[candles]

post trades in this thread : - Its the only way to beat the trading Gods. They cant afford to have the whole world see them at work and have proof of their existance, and so by making your trades public they are forced to let them play out naturally.

Do it.

 

[craigrobinson]

Cant believe it! After years and years, I have actually devised a way to move the market. It's brilliant! Ready? Here it is...

Whenever I go long, the FTSE goes down and whenever I go short, it goes up!

So, for anyone out there who wants to be rich, just do the opposite of every bloody thing i do!

:clap:

You might have something there RajKumarXXX!! I found the same thing happening today. I've even tried to do the opposite of what I was going to do then the market went the way I thought it would in the first place!

 

[dr.blix]

Cant believe it! After years and years, I have actually devised a way to move the market. It's brilliant! Ready? Here it is...

Whenever I go long, the FTSE goes down and whenever I go short, it goes up!

So, for anyone out there who wants to be rich, just do the opposite of every bloody thing i do!

:clap:

hahaha...i made this exact note in my trading diary yesterday after a crappy day.

10 good calls today out of 15 so not bad. have a look at Wallstreet's thread next door.

 

[IWannaBeAMillionaire]

OK, feeling so low again. The FTSE at market close today was 4025. So I thought, "hmmmm, looks like an up trend...I'll put in a stop buy at 4050"
So, just like always, the FTSE goes up to EXACTLY MY PRICE of 4050 and then drops 80 points by 9pm!

Just cant seem to do anything right this year.
I'm just going to close my eyes and push a button, could be long, could be short...no one knows......

 

[0007]

Cant believe it! After years and years, I have actually devised a way to move the market. It's brilliant! Ready? Here it is...

Whenever I go long, the FTSE goes down and whenever I go short, it goes up!

So, for anyone out there who wants to be rich, just do the opposite of every bloody thing i do!

PS - having a sense of humour is an essential quality for a trader IMHO. I've been forced to develop mine over the years!

 

[IWannaBeAMillionaire]

too true. No point getting depressed. Forever the optimist. My long deal at 4050 may make me 500 squid tomorrow!!!

 

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[shadowninja]

Cant believe it! After years and years, I have actually devised a way to move the market. It's brilliant! Ready? Here it is...

Whenever I go long, the FTSE goes down and whenever I go short, it goes up!

So, for anyone out there who wants to be rich, just do the opposite of every bloody thing i do!

:clap:

You'll be pleased to hear that the market has something against you personally and we're all trying to take out your stops.

I recommend the ShadowNinja Lucky Ninja Death Sword with magical lucky Forex Runes.

 

[dowletter]

“We enjoy the process far more than the proceeds.”

 

[london_lad]

There was a thread somewhere which had a FTSE strategy which allowed to make consistent gains of 10 to 15 pips a day. Some combination of MACD and MAs. Anyone remembers that one?

 

[dick_dastardly]

Cant believe it! After years and years, I have actually devised a way to move the market. It's brilliant! Ready? Here it is...

Whenever I go long, the FTSE goes down and whenever I go short, it goes up!

So, for anyone out there who wants to be rich, just do the opposite of every bloody thing i do!

:clap:

You could start a Live Calls thread with the aim of trying to lose say a thousand pips/points as quickly as possible.

This was the subject of a thread once and some argued that it's not as easy as you might think.

dd