Horsemeat found in tesco burgers - an ode

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With thanks to Pam Ayres for the inspiration:

They've shot poor Dobbin in the head - it's humane apparently
He's in some tesco burgers now - buy one - get one free

Those tesco burgers do taste good-especially with some sauce
Just 100% prime beef they are - (and sheep, and pig, and horse)

The public they were up in arms - and looking for the blame
Tesco's they were quick to act - and off the shelves they came

A joint of beef I still posess and need to hear it moo
It's got to sound like cow you see - not oink and neighing too

So if your sirloins more than chewy - let out some little yelps
Remember tesco's there to serve - and ' every little helps '

G/L
 
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I was in Tesco’s café the other day and thought I would have a burger, the man behind the counter asked me what I wanted on it. - - So I said I would have a fiver each way.
 
I was in Tescos other cafe the other day and was walking past the meat seection, and there was this crowd.
On getting closer, I could see a burger saying "I'm a great burger. I am full of meaty goodness. Buy me.", etc.
I got it straight from the horses mouth.

I asked it what cut of meat the burger was made from, and it said "The saddle, of course".
 
In any case where do the dead horses go in this country ? Do they get turned into pellets and fed to the cows ? More than likely you are eating horses one way or another.
 
I hate those self service check outs !

G/L
 

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They get buried under their favouirite tree and go to the big eternal paddock in the sky !

G/L

BeginnerJoe said:
In any case where do the dead horses go in this country ? Do they get turned into pellets and fed to the cows ? More than likely you are eating horses one way or another.
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Tesco replied to a customer who had asked whether they stocked ‘Red Rum’ by saying they would ‘look into the issue and get back to him soon’.
 
I was in my local tesco buying burgers yesterday. Girl on the till gave me a funny look I said 'why the long face'
 
Jason101 said:
I was in Tesco’s café the other day and thought I would have a burger, the man behind the counter asked me what I wanted on it. - - So I said I would have a fiver each way.
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Oohh, that burger has given me the 'trots' today.:confused:
 
I went to Tesco the other day and bought some burgers. The cashier said was
that my only purchase. I said no i bought petrol a few minutes earlier. She said
here's your free comedy DVD for the promotion.

I said what is it

Only fuels n horse's ...........................:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p
 
gedward3 said:
I went to Tesco the other day and bought some burgers. The cashier said was
that my only purchase. I said no i bought petrol a few minutes earlier. She said
here's your free comedy DVD for the promotion.

I said what is it

Only fuels n horse's ...........................:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p
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I went to Tesco the other other, and saw this guy being given a free DVD.
Intrigued, I asked the cashier why, and she mentioned the purchases.
Unfortunately, I didnt buy any petrol, but did buy burgers, but with a bottle of Heinz.

She gave me a free DVD too.

Only Mules and Sauces.
 
Please, somebody, shoot this thread in the head.

Given the nature of the lulz, someone will boil down this thread and make it a sticky.

Please, please, someone, shoot this thread.
 
Has anyone seen the move Soylent Green?
How soon before we start seeing human DNA in burgers? :-0
 
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