Draghi Caption Comp - Sept 2012

robster970

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"It all went crazy when the hookers invited me back to their flat and I saw the persian rug....."
 

scose-no-doubt

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"Lay off the f*cking Sauerkraut, Angey!"
or

"Yeh it's really good stuff. Blair's got a sh*tload of it stashed from one of his back alley deals."
 
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Big Stones

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"Just checking. You know what happpened to Pinocchio, right"
 
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scose-no-doubt

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" Yeh so I was just standin' there off me face on the mushrooms an' that wid our kid and this f*cking massive dino-turtle fing just jumps out and grabs this blond gash I was chattin' up and f*cks off down this massy pipe, like. So I looks at our kid and he's just got this f*ckin dozy look on his face, with that stupid muzzy - the lanky copying b4stard - so he's like all "woah, what do we do lad?". So I goes "What lad?! You fink I'm 'avvin' that? I'll tell ya now I'm not f*ckin havin' that!". Pipe stunk of sh8 so I grabbed me schnozzer like this and chased the soft green tw@. Started gettin' proper weird once I got down there, like."
 

wackypete2

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"This euro plan is just snot right at all"

Peter
 

robster970

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" Yeh so I was just standin' there off me face on the mushrooms an' that wid our kid and this f*cking massive dino-turtle fing just jumps out and grabs this blond gash I was chattin' up and f*cks off down this massy pipe, like. So I looks at our kid and he's just got this f*ckin dozy look on his face, with that stupid muzzy - the lanky copying b4stard - so he's like all "woah, what do we do lad?". So I goes "What lad?! You fink I'm 'avvin' that? I'll tell ya now I'm not f*ckin havin' that!". Pipe stunk of sh8 so I grabbed me schnozzer like this and chased the soft green tw@. Started gettin' proper weird once I got down there, like."
I heard that - it was in response to a question posed by Sarah Miloudi of Citywire when he asked whether further LTRO's had been discussed this morning. Slightly surreal but I can see where he was coming from.
 
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