Draghi Caption Comp - Sept 2012

[robster970]

Source to deface.

 

[robster970]

"It all went crazy when the hookers invited me back to their flat and I saw the persian rug....."

 

[scose-no-doubt]

"Lay off the f*cking Sauerkraut, Angey!"
or

"Yeh it's really good stuff. Blair's got a sh*tload of it stashed from one of his back alley deals."

 

[YouAreNotFree]

''Whoo! Yeah! That some good sh*t homie!'

or should that be

'Mamma Mia! That some good sh*t homie!'

?

 

[Big Stones]

"Just checking. You know what happpened to Pinocchio, right"

 

[YouAreNotFree]

'If I hold my nose and talk, do I sound like Mr Bean?'

 

[Big Stones]

"Misheard you Angie, thought you said 'shart' dax now!"

 

[scose-no-doubt]

" Yeh so I was just standin' there off me face on the mushrooms an' that wid our kid and this f*cking massive dino-turtle fing just jumps out and grabs this blond gash I was chattin' up and f*cks off down this massy pipe, like. So I looks at our kid and he's just got this f*ckin dozy look on his face, with that stupid muzzy - the lanky copying b4stard - so he's like all "woah, what do we do lad?". So I goes "What lad?! You fink I'm 'avvin' that? I'll tell ya now I'm not f*ckin havin' that!". Pipe stunk of sh8 so I grabbed me schnozzer like this and chased the soft green tw@. Started gettin' proper weird once I got down there, like."

 

[wackypete2]

"F--- ing boogers"

Peter

 

[wackypete2]

"This euro plan is just snot right at all"

Peter

 

[wackypete2]

"OK, everybody, hold your nose, we're going under"

Peter

 

[scose-no-doubt]

"Can't believe they're already lettin' the Turks into these meetings."

 

[NVP]

Source to deface.

" sorry - the b*llsh*ts leaking out again" .........

 

[Big Stones]

"Close ya legs Merkel"

 

[robster970]

" Yeh so I was just standin' there off me face on the mushrooms an' that wid our kid and this f*cking massive dino-turtle fing just jumps out and grabs this blond gash I was chattin' up and f*cks off down this massy pipe, like. So I looks at our kid and he's just got this f*ckin dozy look on his face, with that stupid muzzy - the lanky copying b4stard - so he's like all "woah, what do we do lad?". So I goes "What lad?! You fink I'm 'avvin' that? I'll tell ya now I'm not f*ckin havin' that!". Pipe stunk of sh8 so I grabbed me schnozzer like this and chased the soft green tw@. Started gettin' proper weird once I got down there, like."

I heard that - it was in response to a question posed by Sarah Miloudi of Citywire when he asked whether further LTRO's had been discussed this morning. Slightly surreal but I can see where he was coming from.