" Yeh so I was just standin' there off me face on the mushrooms an' that wid our kid and this f*cking massive dino-turtle fing just jumps out and grabs this blond gash I was chattin' up and f*cks off down this massy pipe, like. So I looks at our kid and he's just got this f*ckin dozy look on his face, with that stupid muzzy - the lanky copying b4stard - so he's like all "woah, what do we do lad?". So I goes "What lad?! You fink I'm 'avvin' that? I'll tell ya now I'm not f*ckin havin' that!". Pipe stunk of sh8 so I grabbed me schnozzer like this and chased the soft green tw@. Started gettin' proper weird once I got down there, like."