Burglers

[Mr. Charts]

This is courtesy the police.
Burglars chalk up these symbols or sometimes arrange them in pebbles outside houses, on gates, pavements etc.
Most of them are worth removing.
Richard

 

[N Rothschild]

..?

 

[trendie]

This is courtesy the police.
Burglers chalk up these symbols or sometimes arrange them in pebbles outside houses, on gates, pavements etc.
Most of them are worth removing.
Richard

weird!

or alternatively, worth putiing the symbol for "Nothing worth stealing" yourself on your own doorstep!

EDIT: would my pebbly-drive way mean I am incredibly loaded?
And on each gust of wind, the symbols arbitrarily form different symbols and meanings?
that is a truly, truly, weird post, Mr Charts.

 

[Mr. Charts]

Yep, who'd think a community of burglars even existed.

 

[Trader333]

Burglary is up 25% on the same quarter last year so all this is of relevance. Based on the picture you have attached Richard I may well deliberately put the signs for:

"Too Risky" and "Nothing Worth Stealing" out as well as "House has Burglar Alarm"



Paul

 

[Crap Buddist]

Keep em' Peeled !

Well OK, now for all you cruising your neignbourhoods casing the joints. If things seem to be looking a little light on the goods for taking front, be on the look out for a tin of Mr Sheen /furniture spray polish on display in peoples front room windows.

"Apparently" that means the couple who live there are up for a bit of couple swapping/wild sex romps with strangers/ fellow swingers that day/night, so you just go in.

Anyone into that ?


Edit.

Oh can you attach a poll Mr Charts ? , I would like to see how many of us here have been burgled before. I have once . Cheers

 

[Charlton]

Yep, who'd think a community of burglars even existed.

Yep - they are thick as thieves - out to get what they can off you

 

[Mr. Charts]

Yep - they are thick as thieves - out to get what they can off you

Brilliant !

 

[Mr. Charts]

Well OK, now for all you cruising your neignbourhoods casing the joints. If things seem to be looking a little light on the goods for taking front, be on the look out for a tin of Mr Sheen /furniture spray polish on display in peoples front room windows.

"Apparently" that means the couple who live there are up for a bit of couple swapping/wild sex romps with strangers/ fellow swingers that day/night, so you just go in.

Anyone into that ?


Edit.

Oh can you attach a poll Mr Charts ? , I would like to see how many of us here have been burgled before. I have once . Cheers

Done - please vote
There is a can of Mr. Muscle in the window of N0 10 Downing Street..........

 

[N Rothschild]

ive been robbed 3 times in 3 seperate houses..this summer im leaving the windows open and lieing in weight..some poor ****er is gona pay for the sins of 3! gona go tony martin on their ass

 

[Mr. Charts]

Pity there isn't a sign for home of CO19 officer

 

[Mr. Charts]

Lightning, if you read this, please alter the typo spelling in the title

 

[gedward3]

Maybe Mr Charts has put the symols the wrong way around Trader333.

You may get 2 little old ladies turn up looking for the well hung stud
thats gonna get them out of their rusty draws for a bit of slap and
tickle WW2 style.

Ged

Burglary is up 25% on the same quarter last year so all this is of relevance. Based on the picture you have attached Richard I may well deliberately put the signs for:

"Too Risky" and "Nothing Worth Stealing" out as well as "House has Burglar Alarm"



Paul

 

[new_trader]