Bleedin' Septic Tanks

[wasp]

Whilst I am still working now on a sodding Thursday thanks to out descendants across the pond screwing up gbpjpy with their dollar moves, I am struggling to fill in this hypothetical question in my head...

Name me 3 good things about America;

1:
2:
3:

I can't think of one yet!

 

[fifty2aces]

1) Far enough away that we don't come into regular contact with them

 

[arabianights]

Slavery

 

[Hoggums]

Less than 20% of them have passports

 

[Rossini]

Its about 3000 miles away...

 

[Technically Fundamental]

1) Scartlett Johanssen and her ilk (Charlize Therón is technically Saaath Effriken but USA brought her into my life)
2) Movies starring Schwartzenegger/Stallone/Segal/Van Damme
3) You can laugh at them

 

[Black Swan]

loads (and I mean loads) of nearly new, 2 bed, gated community condos in Florida, near Ft Lauderdale, for $40-50,000?

 

[Technically Fundamental]

really?

 

[rathcoole_exile]

loads (and I mean loads) of nearly new, 2 bed, gated community condos in Florida, near Ft Lauderdale, for $40-50,000?

made of balsa wood ?

 

[wasp]

Jessica Alba

1) Scartlett Johanssen and her ilk (Charlize Therón is technically Saaath Effriken but USA brought her into my life)

On their (Americas) positive sides, the women are the only thing that rates a number so far!

1: Ladies!
2:
3:


(Not accounting for the wondrous '20% have passports' and a 'fcking great ocean in the way' factors!)

 

[N Rothschild]

franks hot sauce

 

[jimbob42]

What's all this USA bashing? I realize that my country has its quirks and problems but what country doesn't?

and no I am not a rabid flag waver!!!


all the best to our pals across the pond.

 

[Technically Fundamental]

Interesting - never knew she had an Elk. Learn somethig new every day I guess. Btw why you typing in a South African accent?

I was playing Far Cry 2 the other day.

Plus SA and whatever the f that accent L DiCap was using in Blood Diamond are the sh*t.

 

[Technically Fundamental]

On their (Americas) positive sides, the women are the only thing that rates a number so far!

1: Ladies!
2:
3:


(Not accounting for the wondrous '20% have passports' and a 'fcking great ocean in the way' factors!)

High Budget Porn

Technological Innovation (xbox)

 

[rathcoole_exile]

gee honey there's a load of limeys talking about septic tanks. i wonder what they're on about ?

 

[rathcoole_exile]

What's all this USA bashing? I realize that my country has its quirks and problems but what country doesn't?

and no I am not a rabid flag waver!!!


all the best to our pals across the pond.

thank-you James Robert

 

[Plaste]

I came to this thread because I do genuinely have a problem with my septic tank. Oh well. At least it was nice to find a crossword fan from the good old US of A.

"I am not a rabid flag waver!!!"

Solution: Ribald Fag.

 

[Black Swan]

really?

Sure, this is the kinda thing I'm gonna try for next year, but 2 bedders in the same complex are $150K. If you flesh out your search on Realtor you'd be quite surprised what you can get for $50K in the Hollywood Ft Laud area.

1830 Radius Drive Unit: 711, Hollywood, FL, 33020 - MLS ID#F979737 - Condo/Townhome/Row Home/Co-Op real estate - REALTOR.com®

 

[wasp]

or, for the same price.... (and not a Yank in sight!)

Nukupule Island, Tonga, Oceania

 

[Black Swan]

or, for the same price.... (and not a Yank in sight!)

Nukupule Island, Tonga, Oceania

but you'd actually need the septic tank