Bank Crisis Hits Japan

[timsk]

Following the problems in the financial sector in the U.S. and Europe, uncertainty has now hit Japan.

In the last seven days, Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

It's all SO serious, it seems to me that the only thing to do is to have a laugh. :cheesy:
Tim.

 

[westernforce]

LOL, not bad Tim. :cheesy:

Did you make that up yourself?

 

[JTrader]

We need a new type of stability -

We need Order Out Of Chaos
We need is a financial new world order -

We need a SINGLE WORLD GOVERNMENT and a SINGLE WORLD CURRENCY - preferably via a TINY implanted RFID chip no bigger than a grain of rice, that contains ALL your personal details and also acts as a debit card.

Some call it the mark of the beast. But those who do not have it shall have no means of gettingby in the world.

 

[timsk]

Did you make that up yourself?

Nah, I had a sense of humour bypass at birth and, besides, I'm not that clever! It was posted (I think) on the 'Joke of the Day' thread a while back, but it seemed appropriate to give it another outing now in light of current events.
Tim.