Any Cricket Tards Here?

Car Key Boi

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. . .

MET BRIAN LARA YESTERDAY (AGAIN) AT PIARCO AIRPORT TRINIDAD VIP LOUNGE (SERIOUSLY)

LARA FLEW IN FROM GEORGETOWN GUYANA AND HE WAS BEING HONORED BY PM MANNING FOR BREAKING THE WORLD RECORD FOR MOST RUNS IN AN INNINGS (400)

I MET LARA BEFORE WHEN THEY WERE PLAYING AT THE QUEEN'S PARK OVAL PORT OF SPAIN. MRS KEY BOI (WHO LIKE ALL TRINIS, IS A HUGE CRICKET FAN) HAD FREE TICKETS FROM THE SPONSORS CABLE AND WIRELSS (VIP, SON D N T)

I TOLD LARA THEN TO "KEEP YUOR EYEZ OFF MY HOT WIFE AND JUST CONCENTRATE ON THE BALL GAME, SON"

HE DIDN'T, THEY LOST

AFTER THAT DEFEAT, THEY PLAYED IN BARBADOS AND LOST AGAIN. ALL THE NEWSPAPERS, IN FACT, THE WHOLE OF TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO WAS CUSSING AND BAD MOUTHIN LARA, SAYING HE SHOULD BE CANNED BLAH

THE NEXT DAY HE SCORES 400 IN ANTIGA AND BECOMES A NATIONAL HERO

GO FIGURE

- CAR KEY BOI,
THINKS CRICKET IS A WERD SPORT WITH WERD RULES
 

TheBramble

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Too true CKB - Some Day's You're Hot - Some You're Not.

And most People have a pretty short memory.

I doubt players at Lara's level let that sort of stuff get to them.

In passing, Mrs. Key Boi must be well placed corporate-wise to be getting freebies like that.
 

TheBramble

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Don't think so. But I did notice a rather nasty gouge on his bat...
 

Car Key Boi

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TheBramble said:
Too true CKB - Some Day's You're Hot - Some You're Not.

And most People have a pretty short memory.

I doubt players at Lara's level let that sort of stuff get to them.

In passing, Mrs. Key Boi must be well placed corporate-wise to be getting freebies like that.

IN HIS SPEECH, LARA MENTIONED THE BACK STABBING THAT HE GOT IN THE TRINI PRESS. HE DID IT IN SUCH A WAY AS TO SAY "YEAH, YUH LICKING MY ASS NOW! SO VERY OW NE D!!"

AIN'T NO LIE ABOUT MRS KEY BOI

D N T
 
 
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