Song Parodies

[fibonelli]

Sometimes I feel I've had the
Run's all day, I've got to
heave away
Oh the pain that you find inside my **** you see
That meat we shared
Seems to go everywhere
And I've lost my lunch
For I toss and heave I ate far too much.

(chorus)
Once I ate with you (I ate)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted meat you've given
I thrown up all a boy could give you
I think I'm dying and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted meat

Tainted meat

Now I know why I've had the
Runs today I've got runs
all day
You dont really want to stand behind me
To make things right
I'll need more than little wipe
I think I need to pray

Oh God, I feel I'll be dead before I see another day.

(chorus...)

Don't touch me please
Cause I'll throw up on everything above your knees'
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I'm going to crap and have another throw.
Tainted meat, tainted meat (x2)
Feed me baby, tainted meat (x2)
Tainted meat (x3)

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With apologies to Gloria Jones – Tainted Love (A Northern Soul classic covered by every Tom, Dick and Harriet!)

 

[fibonelli]

YouTube - Before He Trades a Carrie Underwood Parody

 

[fibonelli]

Bail Out (to the tune of American Pie by Don McLean)
YouTube - Bail Out