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You may have seen the Mythbusters test of European roundabouts versus US no priority crossings.
The roundabouts won on sheer volume of traffic passing through.
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You may have seen the Mythbusters test of European roundabouts versus US no priority crossings.
The roundabouts won on sheer volume of traffic passing through.
Hahaha some good old ones thereThere is much talk on T2W about bullsh1t, b0ll0cks and nutsacks. It's becoming terribly so confusing. As if by magic one of my super friends who happens to be a doctor has enlightened me and I would like to share that great pearl of wisdom for you to explore as well. Love and peace with some prosperity out of SBling-ing too [emoji813][emoji813] xx
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We’ve all heard of
People having Guts or having Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
Your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: ‘Are you still cleaning,
Or are you flying somewhere?’
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
Perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and
Having the Balls to say: ‘You’re next, Chubby.’
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.
Both are fatal.
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Another little real life anecdote from me - not a joke as such - but it made me laugh . . .
Yesterday, at the ar$e end of the day, Mrs. timsk and I went into a Warren's Bakery just before it was about to close to get a couple of Cornish pasties to take home for our evening meal. As we walked in, the smiley sales assistant offered us all sorts of cakes and sweet pastries at vastly reduced prices, but no reduction on the last two large pasties costing £3.89p each - which was all we wanted. With a big cheesy grin on my ugly mug and a £5.00 note in my hand, I asked: "what about the two remaining Cornish pasties - can we have them for a fiver?" "No" came the reply, instantly wiping the smile from my face. Then, after a pensive moment, she said: "I tell you what - how about I let you have them for £2.00 each?" So I handed over my fiver and, in return, she duly gave me the two pasties and £1.00 in change! "Have a nice day" she said. "Oh I will" I replied, "in fact - you've just made it!" True story.