Best Thread Joke of the day

Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except Steinlager.

Barman asks, "What's wrong with Steinlager?"

Bloke replies, "I had 12 pints of it last night and when I came to I was f*cking skint."

Barman says, "But 12 pints of anything costs about the same."

Bloke replies, "Skint's my dog."
 
What is the only thing better than Liverpool being knocked out of Europe this season?

Liverpool being knocked out of Europe twice this season.
 
This is an oldie but worth repeating.


Chicken and mushroom pie walks into a pub and asks for a pint of beer...

Barmen replies "sorry mate we don't serve food herre"!!! :cheesy::cheesy::cheesy:
 
Did you hear that the Father Christmas Union are complaining about people not sweeping up their chimneys before the Big Day ?

They go in multiracial and ALL come out black
 
Latest news from USA - the bomb squad was called to Times Square to investigate a large smoking mass.

Panic over when it was discovered that Lloyd Finkelstein had been caught short on his way home. Old age can really embarress one !
:)
 
Latest announcement from No 10

The Libs and Socialists are getting married as a consolation for both parties losing seats at the Election. David Cameron says he hopes they will be very Happy togethor !

further away

WESTMINSTER REPORTS FIVE NEW CASES OF ASIAN SWINE FLU

But, health officials are debating whether nausea, headaches, and diarrhea aren't just symptoms of living too close to Parliament.
 
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