I'm desperate for advice

[BSD]

Advice? Paddle faster.

Phew...

Rescued in the nick of time.

 

[shadowninja]

Fly higher?

You're not very good with this shark thing, are you?

 

[charliechan]

dont mix your drinks.

 

[gedward3]

Only wipe front to back.........

If you feel suicidal....... Feel free with back to front.............

 

[BSD]

Fly higher?

Ah, bad things happened last time I tried that...

 

[shadowninja]

You forgot to flap? Common mistake for beginners. Just take in the view, daydream a bit, and before you know it, they're scraping you off the pavement with a spatula.

 

[BSD]

Yah !

Nobody told me either I had to flap.

So what happenened next ?

What happened then do you think ?

Crashed straight into some earthworm hole and just kept on tumbling downwards with no chance of breaking my fall or climbing back up again !

On top of that I forgot my Sat Phone that can get a connection from no matter how deep or how high, and it took them ages to find me !!!

 

[Pat494]

Anyone remember what "what's his name" wanted advice about ?

Do we care ?

If he is in Khartoum he had better not call his teddy you know what

 

[BSD]

After a hard-ass week - bloody hot too down there in MidEarth - it's now time for some cooling off with a few cold beers to prepare for another hard week ahead !

Bloody marvelous !

Have a great weekend all

 

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