Salty Gibbon For Sale

sandrab · Jul 5, 2005

Hi All

I have a Salty Gibbon for sale.

Climbs trees and hangs on one arm.

Very cheaky, and even trades. Likes a banana dipped in salt.

Any offers !!

sandra

Salty Gibbon · Jul 5, 2005

Salty I think you have an admirer

I'll sh*ag anything once mate.

Provided it's female of course

sandrab · Jul 5, 2005

chump said:
LOL...you are a very bad girl ..Salty I think you have an admirer

so r u bidding or just an observer!

sandrab · Jul 5, 2005

Salty Gibbon said:
I'll sh*ag anything once mate.

Provided it's female of course

And I forgot - The gibbon does this as well

Salty Gibbon · Jul 5, 2005

You up for it then Sandrab ??

I'll buy you if you like.

How much do you charge honey ?

flyer · Jul 5, 2005

Salty Gibbon said:
You up for it then Sandrab ??

I'll buy you if you like.

How much do you charge honey ?

How can you be sure shes female ...........

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!

Salty Gibbon · Jul 5, 2005

You can't be absolutely sure of anything these days I suppose but I still reckon I can root out a pussy even on the ether.

sandrab · Jul 5, 2005

gibbon

flyer said:
How can you be sure shes female ...........

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!

flyer,

the gibbon knows

sandra

frugi · Jul 5, 2005

I'll give you a monkey for it. And it better like a 4 minute chart or eBay beckons.

flyer · Jul 5, 2005

sandrab said:
flyer,

the gibbon knows

sandra

LOL .........

Sorry couldnt resist !!!!!!!

Nigel.

sandrab · Jul 5, 2005

flyer said:
LOL .........

Sorry couldnt resist !!!!!!!

Nigel.

Oh by the way Flyer, I forgot to post, The Gibbon has Fleas as well. So u get a good bargain - Gibbon and Fleas all packaged.

Salty Gibbon · Jul 5, 2005

The Gibbon has Fleas as well.

You forgot the crabs, scabs and lice too darling.

sandrab · Jul 5, 2005

Salty Gibbon said:
You forgot the crabs, scabs and lice too darling.

Oh yes and that too

JillyB · Jul 5, 2005

Ahh yes, but is he house -trained?

A girl has to know these things before she bids.....

Salty Gibbon · Jul 5, 2005

Ahh yes, but is he house -trained?

Affirmative

A veritable expert at Bingo.

sandrab · Jul 5, 2005

Got to be honest with you Jill, this is why I want to get him off my hands

JillyB said:
Ahh yes, but is he house -trained?

A girl has to know these things before she bids.....

Salty Gibbon · Jul 5, 2005

She's just trying to make a monkey out of me.

sandrab · Jul 5, 2005

Salty Gibbon said:
She's just trying to make a monkey out of me.

And I forgot - his CV

....Location:
Planet Earth occasionally

yes very true - Occasionally

JillyB · Jul 5, 2005

sandrab said:
Got to be honest with you Jill, this is why I want to get him off my hands

Oh well that's it then. Sorry not for me.... I don't mind the fleas, lice or even crabs (?!), but if he's not house-trained, that's it.

After all I need SOMEONE to bring me a chilled glass of wine while I'm trading.

Sorry Salty......I'm sure you would have loved Guernsey.

sandrab · Jul 5, 2005

And likes to wear Doggy outfits - his Avatar is his best pose

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