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Thumbs up 115% Profitable System!!!
Do you deserve a Ferrari?


Do you deserve luxury holidays?


Do you deserve a beautiful house?


Supercars, exotic holidays, houses and beautiful girls can all be yours.


What? You don’t have any money?

Well, sign up for this one day financial seminar and you can grab a share of the trillion dollar Forex market! That’s right. You can learn how to make money whether the market is going up, down or sideways.

Learn the secret ShadowNinja Death Trading System™: in this seminar I will reveal how you can make $5000 a week… no, wait, $5000 a DAY for just 5 minutes work. That’s right. Once you attend this course, you will learn the secret that I use every day that has bought me the red Lamborghini above! As soon as you have finished the course, you can ring up your boss and tell him where to shove his stinking job. Yes!

And how much for this secret? Well, normally it costs $1999.99 but I am doing a special offer of just $399.99. That’s right. $399.99. You could earn that back in just 1 minute once you have learnt my secret ShadowNinja Death Trading System™.

But that is not all. If you sign up today, you will get the ShadowNinja Lucky Ninja Death Sword with magical lucky Forex Runes worth $59.99 completely free of charge!


What an amazing offer!!!

But that is not all. You will also get the ShadowNinja Lucky Ninja Death Nunchucks worth $39.99, also free of charge and complete with magical lucky Forex runes!



With these two secret weapons, by just shaking them, you will SCARE the market into giving you money!!

So sign up today to avoid disappointment!

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Sorry, I was bored.
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shadowninja started this thread Oh, yes, this is a response to all those scam sites that sell get-rich-quick-schemes and have about 10 pages of screen scrolling information.
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"...the secret that I use every day that has bought me the red Lamborghini...."

you cant tell the diff between red Lambo and a yellow Ferrari?

bet the girl in the pic is a dwarf thai ladyboy!
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Old Feb 21, 2008, 2:13pm   #5
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"...the secret that I use every day that has bought me the red Lamborghini...."

you cant tell the diff between red Lambo and a yellow Ferrari?

bet the girl in the pic is a dwarf thai ladyboy!
ha! I was actually referring to the car at the top, though.
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And here's my response to those scam sites that sell get-rich-quick-schemes and have about 10 pages of screen scrolling information.
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shadowninja started this thread Well, yes, but I found making mine quite entertaining.
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