Where is my TV remote?

Any ideas? Seem to have lost it.

I take it you are no longer mourning the loss of your Hamster?

Been a long time... Suspect that is very dead.

On the other hand woke up 3am on Sunday turned on light and a ****ing mouse ran under my fridge.

Not that any of that helps old boy. I'm helping a certain D tomorrow get in touch with him if you wish to turn up too

will make enquiries...

I am not talking about the hamster's day out; rather the opposite. You might find your remote control there.