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its friday night and i want to post some stupid thoughts about cable on Newtron Bombs October report and it's not here yet. well the hell with it then i'll just post a joke instead,lol


King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring
kingdom. The monarch could have ! killed him but was moved by Arthur's
youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he
could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to
figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he
would be put to death.

The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would
perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed
an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted
the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the
priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone,
but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would
have the answer.

But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the
kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the ! year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk
to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to
agree to her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the
Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only
one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never
encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible
burden, but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and
the preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question
thus:

What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own
life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a!
great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.

And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and
Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a
horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen, lay before him on the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she
appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self
only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to
show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an
old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day,
but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy won! drous, intimate
moments?

What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll
down below. OKAY?

Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his
question, said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself. Upon
hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time
because he had respected her enough to let her b! e in charge of her own
life.

Now....what is the moral to this story?

The moral is.....
If you don't let a woman have her own way....
Things are going to get ugly
 
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EURUSD Lets take a look in a little different way than you are used to - lets just look at the daily low because it's far more clear a path - in 8 out of the last 9 TD's the low has been higher - ok go look! Now when did you last see this? Not this year ! 2/2 -2/17 it went 7 for 9 ---- and then what happened? About a 14 day sell off .............ok now i posted on the mirc othernet chat board thursday eve/nite that we had an early warning sell signal, not always the most reliable but friday did sell off mildly - so where are we now? Well the high/low band is 53 pips which is not wide nor is it narrow but the pressure is on the high - look how close Friday's high was to the open - it's safe to say Monday's high must be 2434 or higher to avoid a SELL SIGNAL.............hope you all enjoyed the joke! And have a wonderful weekend. I'll be sort of on a short vacation and won't be around much next week.
 
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King Arthur etc.

gus said:
its friday night and i want to post some stupid thoughts about cable on Buks October report and it's not here yet. well the hell with it then i'll just post a joke instead,lol


King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring
kingdom. The monarch could have ! killed him but was moved by Arthur's
youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he
could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to
figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he
would be put to death.

The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would
perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed
an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted
the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the
priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone,
but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would
have the answer.

But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the
kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the ! year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk
to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to
agree to her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the
Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only
one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never
encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible
burden, but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and
the preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question
thus:

What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own
life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a!
great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.

And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and
Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a
horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen, lay before him on the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she
appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self
only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to
show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an
old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day,
but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy won! drous, intimate
moments?

What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll
down below. OKAY?

Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his
question, said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself. Upon
hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time
because he had respected her enough to let her b! e in charge of her own
life.

Now....what is the moral to this story?

The moral is.....
If you don't let a woman have her own way....
Things are going to get ugly

Surely there is a vital contradiction here in the moral - women don't want to be 'ALLOWED' to have their own way!!
 
Gus, the only thoughts re: October, spinning around this quiche sodden brain of mine can be cobbled into one short, sharp sentance................."aint got the foggiest" :cheesy:

my outlook just about extends to the next s&r pitch these days mate.....whatever happens after that is a nice bonus ;) I'll leave the may's & maybe's to those far more technically gifted than me :rolleyes:

load up, bank & trail.........when it pops....big smile, move me stops & add......if it don't, emergency exit, out.....sit back & wait patiently wait for the next bus :cool:

that's me October, November & December game plan!! :LOL:
 
Sorry Buk, I meant NB's october report , my foogy mind ya know. Corrected me error. saturday here on the farm (it ain'[t really a farm, just a place in the woods - maybe i can hook on a picture ..........wife/dog & I just walked & it looks just like the picture. I do love this fall weather.
 

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:D nay problemo mate! I guess we're suffering from a similar condition :( t'was a heavy old (last) week.....yep, the fall out your neck of the woods is 'easy' on the eye I'll bet.

the old man resided out Iowa way few yrs back, which is on your doorstep....didn't get to catch it around this time of the year tho......
 
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