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Resistance If you're currently short, where do you see the main resistance level.

A man suffering from terrible wind goes to see the Doctor "Can you do anything about it" he asked "it's ruining my life" The Doctor starts to examine the patient and after a moment tells him to wait while he leaves the room for a few minutes. After a couple of minutes the Doctor returns with a...

She went to Spec Savers The wife was feeling a bit down in the dumps and she complained to me "I'm so depressed, getting on in years with me boobs gone droopy, big double chins, bags under me eyes, cellulite hanging off me big bum. My body is losing it fast Isn't there anything you can say...

[COLOR="Navy"]Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy MARRIAGE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful...

Date Rape Drug Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.' The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in...

A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, 'I have a question that has haunted me for all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?' St. Peter said, 'That's really a question that only God can answer.' So the...

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Only for REAL men ! Australian brand toilet paper

Blondie! A few days ago, I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven hundred and ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven hundred and ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine; I...

Mike8man - good for you - such dogged diligence really deserves a result after all that time. I kinda gave up on this after a series of correspondence and telephone calls with directors of LIFFE which just went nowhere in the end. If you are meeting the Ombudsman you can certainly add my name...

Nighthawk: Epic HAWK Checkout this embryonic oil & gas AIM stock ! DYOR - looks like it's could be just on the verge of breaking out !

Undervalued Stock ! I would agree that RCG is now undervalued but not that it is the most undervalued stock today. I first bought into RCG in November 2005 and added over the following 9 months. Top sliced a third of my holding in March at 138p (taking circa 150% profit at that price) and am...

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Dormant ? Is this thread now dormant ?

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest asked the rabbi, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs." The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"...