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I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia. Fc@k!!! http://www.johns-jokes.com/joke-of-the-day/2013/july.html

A bit of Olympics History A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece. In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked. To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely...

My girlfriend just left me All she left was a note on the 'fridge: "It's not working, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay at my Mother's"! I opened the 'fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold. I have no idea what in the hell she was talking about............the fridge works fine...

10 Funny signs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. 1. At a Santa Fe gas station: “We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container." 2. In a New York restaurant: “Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager." 3. On the...

Wrong again !!! Try this instead: http://johns-jokes.com/joke-of-the-day/2012/February.html

The dog who liked melons Watch out for another groaner:) One of the pups in a breeder's litter of collies had a strange appetite, fostered no doubt, because the dog fancier's kennel was deep in the southern United States. The odd youngster spurned regular dog food, no meaty tid-bits could...

More crossword stuff: I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, its P something T something R. and another She was as easy as the TV guide crossword. joke of the day/2011/December - Joke of the day

iPhone Low battery warning A man saved hís gírlfríend's phone number as " LOW BATTERY " so whenever she calls ín hís absence, hís wífe takes the phone and plugs ít into the charger! joke of the day/2011/November - Joke of the day

Party on Friday night I am havíng a party thís Fríday for people who have díffículty achíevíng orgasms. Let me know íf you can't come. . . joke of the day/2011/November . .

Party on Friday night I am havíng a party thís Fríday for people who have díffículty achíevíng orgasms. Let me know íf you can't come.

Women's flawless logic The older you are and the longer you have been married, the funnier this is... The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff". "Now why would you...

Sex on Venus It's the year 2069, and NASA finally manages to get a manned mission to Venus. While surveying Venus they find evidence of "life as we know it" and land to make First Contact. Sure enough, there's a race of advanced beings there and the two races exchange huge amounts of...