TexasRangersFan
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Funny...and some interesting points...
To the citizens of the United States of America from
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:
In light of your tendency to propose uncivilized
people for public office who masquerade as the leader
of the world, and thus your tendency to elect
completely incompetent Presidents who then want to
rule the world when you cannot govern yourselves, we
hereby give notice of the revocation of your
independence, effective immediately. (You should look
up ‘revocation’ in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume
monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and
territories except Arkansas, which she does not fancy
and will confine the Clintons to its borders to spare
the rest of the world from their shenanigans including
their pretend charity that launders money for their
escapades.
Your new Prime Minister, Theresa May, will appoint a
Governor for America without the need for further
elections since you cannot manage to select suitable
candidates in any event. Furthermore, Congress and the
Senate will be disbanded in a fortnight and given bus
passes for the ride home, for their private jet
privileges will be revoked. Given they do nothing
anyhow other than raise taxes, I terribly doubt that
any of you will notice the change.
Whilst there will no longer be any need for any
elections and your old slogan of “no taxation without
representation” was a catchy phrase, your Congress
never represented you anyway so that was a meaningless
gesture with no substance confirming you are too
foolish to govern yourselves no less the world. Your
debt is beyond any capacity of being repaid and your
politicians have no intention of ever paying off the
debt anyway yet borrow year after year without
explanation. Mr. Thomas Jefferson, who we tried to
hang for treason but could not catch him to impose the
king’s justice, was at least correct in saying that
your debt forces people to be taxed for generations
before and are thus subjected to “no taxation without
representation” since they were not even alive.
Since your election has put forth a criminal and a
vulgarian, you leave me no choice but to revoke you
independence and reassert our right to manage our
former colony. This is the precedent of China with
Tibet and Russia with Ukraine. Therefore, we are
justified in this action forthwith given there is
international precedence for this decree.
You will learn to now say “God save the Queen.”
Your Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II
House of Windsor
To the citizens of the United States of America from
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:
In light of your tendency to propose uncivilized
people for public office who masquerade as the leader
of the world, and thus your tendency to elect
completely incompetent Presidents who then want to
rule the world when you cannot govern yourselves, we
hereby give notice of the revocation of your
independence, effective immediately. (You should look
up ‘revocation’ in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume
monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and
territories except Arkansas, which she does not fancy
and will confine the Clintons to its borders to spare
the rest of the world from their shenanigans including
their pretend charity that launders money for their
escapades.
Your new Prime Minister, Theresa May, will appoint a
Governor for America without the need for further
elections since you cannot manage to select suitable
candidates in any event. Furthermore, Congress and the
Senate will be disbanded in a fortnight and given bus
passes for the ride home, for their private jet
privileges will be revoked. Given they do nothing
anyhow other than raise taxes, I terribly doubt that
any of you will notice the change.
Whilst there will no longer be any need for any
elections and your old slogan of “no taxation without
representation” was a catchy phrase, your Congress
never represented you anyway so that was a meaningless
gesture with no substance confirming you are too
foolish to govern yourselves no less the world. Your
debt is beyond any capacity of being repaid and your
politicians have no intention of ever paying off the
debt anyway yet borrow year after year without
explanation. Mr. Thomas Jefferson, who we tried to
hang for treason but could not catch him to impose the
king’s justice, was at least correct in saying that
your debt forces people to be taxed for generations
before and are thus subjected to “no taxation without
representation” since they were not even alive.
Since your election has put forth a criminal and a
vulgarian, you leave me no choice but to revoke you
independence and reassert our right to manage our
former colony. This is the precedent of China with
Tibet and Russia with Ukraine. Therefore, we are
justified in this action forthwith given there is
international precedence for this decree.
You will learn to now say “God save the Queen.”
Your Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II
House of Windsor
