Slappers wanted

arabianights

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Hello,

I am new to the prop industry and have discovered that one can get free slappers as long as one informs them you are a tray-dar.

My former business buddy, who is now into the software industry, is looking for slappers for the "prop industry". You will develop advanced slapper techniques and alow him implement his ideas in you.
You don't need to know how to develop software or be able to learn on your own or anything else really. You will have the opportunity to learn from the other slappers, if you're lucky.

The pay : Unpaid. This is the prop industry standard.
Your colleagues are northern, hence their pay is jobseeker's allowance :
you should be able to accept the pay differential.
In exchange, my buddy will allow you to trade on a simulator 2 hours / day and set up a trading account for you.

Do post your email, a CV, and a few photos of your "qualifications".
 
You forget to mention that all trainee candidates will need to pass several tests (std tests that is) and also pass a vigourous 'group interview' process in order to win a position in this exciting new branch of the prop industry.
 
'Spanish' will be "in like Flynn" there, but then again he'll be teaching them me thinks. No shortage of his photo's though!
 
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