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10 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work 1. It’s an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. 6. Employees tell management what they...

When a man becomes rich, he becomes naughty & When a woman becomes naughty, she becomes rich

1. You see a beautiful babe at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. “Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing” 2. You are at a party with your friends and see a beautiful babe. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. “Marry him.” -That’s...

Can you lend me Please Rs 2000 ? I really need it. Please help me out, I know you have it, i wil return it. santa asks to ATM machine ?

All people in this world Be it Indians or English Be it American or Australian Be it Chinese or Pakistanis Atleast once a day Stand on single leg for . . . . . Changing underwear!

Definition of Kiss In GEOMETRY- Kiss is a shortest distance between two lips in 90 degree angle In Economics - Kiss is the thing for which Demand is always higher than supply In Physics - kiss is a process to charge body for other transmission In I T - Kiss is just like a bluethooth in which...

One Guy : what is the example of true bravery? Second Guy : when you are suffering from serious loose motions and still take a chance to fart

Okay ... point noted :)

well it should be black ... its representing bad image and partialllity as well.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

The Five Questions Most Feared By Men 1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you do if I died?

Snowman and snowwoman What’s the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman? Snowballs www.sms-jokes.info

Hi.....I want 2 say hello Everybody.