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    Best Thread Joke of the day

    A Welsh man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but...
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    Best Thread Joke of the day

    A jobless man applied for the position of 'Office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him. Then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed," he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as a date when you may...
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    Labour party vermin (Warning:Offensive)

    So, Blair's in a pickle now then. Never thought I'd be thanking the French for anything! Wonder how he'll worm out of this (as he obviously will). Vivre la France! hehe.
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    Fibonacci-Trader Discussion Board

    Sorry for the delay, Yes Bramble, Bull candle closes higher than opened. Bear candle closes lower than opened. Top/bottom of candles I am talking wick (shadows). Now that all you good people have cleared a few points up I have been having a play over the last day or two and going on that info...
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    Fibonacci-Trader Discussion Board

    I have been trading for about a year now using a very basic MA cross sequence for scalping on Forex. A friend put me onto Fib retracement, explaining how accurate it is. I agree entirely. The problem I have is knowing just where to plot the retracement from, something that I think Chartman...
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    Labour party vermin (Warning:Offensive)

    Interesting to note how Messrs Blair and Brown crow about low inflation. Their figures are now based on the Consumer Price Index which is about 1.7% (ish). However the true inflation figure based on the Retail Price Index (conveniently not used now) stands at about 4.7% (and rising) Amazing...
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    Best Thread Joke of the day

    Exercise Let's face it guys, if we're not looking at T2W, then we're probably looking at a chart (or three). I propose a light exercise routine to keep our bodies sharp as well as our brains. Ok then, Scroll Down...
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    Income from betting exchanges

    I just noticed this thread. Looking at the Equinex info, I recently joined "The Bismark" which appears to be a similar idea. (Laying horses to lose). I made a lot of checks first to check it all out and as far as I can tell it is genuine. I only joined last month but am well in profit already...
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    Maximum Stake size?

    I have an account with Betonmarkets which I play around with from time to time.
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    Best Thread Joke of the day

    Bit late with this one. If you want to know how the selection process for the new pope is progressing, then watch Pope Idol tonight at 7.30.
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    Best Thread Joke of the day

    The new Rover small hatchback, the P45. The new Rover family saloon, the P60. With apologies to the workers at Longbridge.
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    Best Thread Joke of the day

    I think if this were to be developed it could be a classic case of "late entry early exit"
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    Deletion of threads!

    All I intended to say was posts 99 and 100 gave short and to the point reasoning for the moderators action. Everybody was therefore aware of the Judges decision. So although the moderators argued against giving this information, they did in fact post it. I seem to remember somewhere back...
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    Deletion of threads!

    I have followed this thread from start to finish. I have found it highly entertaining and a thoroughly good read. I have read through all the discussions both for and against requests from members for information regarding deleted posts and temporary/permanent bannings. I have read through...
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    Slow Access To Pages

    Very slow at the moment
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