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Ridiculous Holiday Complaints Ridiculous holiday complaints -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ABTA (Association of British Travel Agents) has recently released the top 20 ridiculous complaints made by holidaymakers to their travel agents. Here...

Balls Balls -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- INTERESTING OBSERVATION 1. The sport of choice for the Urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is...

Golf Club Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A phone on a bench begins to ring so a man answers it and engages the hands free speaker function, beginning to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the golf club?" MAN...

Advice For Young Girlfriends Advice For Young Girlfriends" Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex? A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it comes to love and sex, men are much more responsible, since they're not as emotionally confused as women. It's a proven fact. Q...

What if the 4 stocks you choose spend an extended time consolidating ? If you are going to spend time day trading and only want to view 4 instruments you may be better focusing on indexes , say the FTSE ,DAZ , S&P ETC ETC Just my opinion but one to consider.

Contract for Women Please sign, I, THE UNDERSIGNED, AGREE THAT... 1. In the unlikely event of my not having an orgasm after you’ve drunkenly rolled on top of me and pumped away for five minutes, wheezing like an old man with emphysema, I shall politely fake one. 2. I fully understand that a...

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Or you could of said ...Get the Fox out of here - Bud Fox that is !

Nike Introduces New Intercourse Shoe Nike Introduces New Intercourse Shoe | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Cabin Crew World's coolest flight attendant. (Video)

Father John Father John's It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it...

Dont know if this has been posted before but its still funny. Enjoy.

The Perfect Day THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER… 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath...

Men Never Listen In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did...