An Idea For Raising Cash

Hola banditos,

So I've had an idea. There are loads of idiots about, and some of them have got cash. Now, I want to raise some cash, so here's the plan.

I go on a forum pretending I'm looking for investors because I'm a great trader but haven't got enough money. I'll ask for something like 10 Gs each, do a profit share.

The suckers then give me the cash, and I split. That's it.

Good plan? You bet your a$$ it's a good plan. Why am I telling you this? Because I want to give you a chance to get in on the act and make a lot of money with me. All you need is 10Gs to buy your way in, then I'll split the profits we make from suckers.

PM me now.

I think you need a new schtik

arabianights said:

I think you need a new schtik

Click to expand...

I hope you're not talking about one of the ones up your a$$. They're massive.

PM on its way.

Why don't we also set up a training scheme for new traders? They give us 5 g's each and we send them one bullsh** email a day.

You will need a logo....and a helper...

arabianights said:

I think you need a new schtik

Click to expand...

tough crowd, you going to start heckling too.

William Waller said:

I hope you're not talking about one of the ones up your a$$. They're massive.

Click to expand...

Those aren't sticks

"isten to this one: you open a company called the "**** Tickler's Faggots Fan Club". You take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in ****-intruding dildos. You sell it with, I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", "the latest and greatest in sexual technology", "guaranteed results or your money back", all that ********. Now these dils cost twenty-five quid a pop – that's a snip for the amount of pleasure they're gonna give the recipients. But they send their cheques to the other company name, nothing offensive, er, "Bobbie's Bits" or something, for twenty-five quid. You take that twenty-five quid, you stick it in the bank until it clears. Now, this is the smart bit – you send back the cheque for twenty-five pound from the other company name, "**** Tickler's Faggots Fan Club", saying we're sorry, we couldn't get the supplies from America because they ran out of stock. Now you see how many people cash that cheque – not a single soul, because who wants their bank manager to know they tickle **** when they're not paying cheques?"'

get a load of old skool armed blaggers for a reunion , instruct em to walk into a couple of the biggest arcades and tell the governor to go long full limit up in the dax , whilst we are already long .........ch ching $. better than securicor!