All good traders use **** bottles. Don't they?!?

Quick bit of background: I had someone find me and they started speaking with me about trading. They're very new to it all and on one boring afternoon I decided to play a joke. I'm Masq (obviously) they're n00b. Enjoy.

Masq says: have you considered a p.iss bottle?
N00b says: what’s that
Masq says: A bottle to p.iss in so you don’t need to leave the screen and miss trades
Masq says:
if you miss trades you skew the result
N00b says:
it doesnt take 30 seconds to p.iss
Masq says:
how long does it take?
N00b says:
30 seconds
Masq says:
either you takes trading seriously or stick with the job
Masq says:
you need a p.iss bottle
N00b says:
you dont wake up till 10
Masq says:
yeah, but i work overnight
N00b says:
lol
N00b says:
you get weekends off which is nice
N00b says:
i dont
Masq says:
bottom line is you need a p.iss bottle
N00b says:
argos dont sell them
N00b says:
**** im ****ed now
Masq says: this is a good one, i highly recommend it
Masq says:
Millets 1.9 Litre Flask
Masq says:
it's sealed so it doesn't stink out the room
N00b says:
im a little worried about you now
Masq says:
you need dedication
Masq says:
or take the computer to the toilet
N00b says:
LOL
Masq says:
that's the only other alternative
N00b says:
weel il just have to buy a laptop
Masq says:
otherwise you snooze you lose
Masq says:
you p.iss, you miss (the trade)

About an hour later.....

N00b says:
im back dude
Masq says:
hi
Masq says:
any more thoughts on p.iss bottle?
N00b says:
yeeh its a fair idea, really is
N00b says:
dont think my mother would condole though
Masq says:
you know what they say: "you snooze you lose"
Masq says:
you p.iss you miss
N00b says:
yeeh u said that, hilarious
Masq says:
your mother won't care when you're raking it in and buying her a mercedes
N00b says:
hehe, il try and persuade, heey i am a salesman its easy
Masq says:
it's imperative
N00b says:
what kind of mood can she been in when i ask her
Masq says:
she doesn't need to know
Masq says:
if she asks what the bottle is say it's for pissing in so you don't miss trades
N00b says:
LOL shed kill me
Masq says:
she'll get over it
N00b says:
Male Urine Bottle with Lid
N00b says:
its dishwasher safe, thats good
Masq says:
a bottle would be better

Did someone play the same joke on you when you first started out ..

I thought this was the entire point of underwear?

A substantial part of my learning was how to hold it in. At first the nappy sems degrading but you get used to it, and even find its familar pampers-like scent as a trigger for support levels.

yeh i would say forget the flask, just **** yourself...i compare myself to racing driver...sitting there in my own **** watching the tick chart going at 100mph...nothing gives me a rush like the smell of my own **** now...problematic when you need a deuce though, i usually just throw at the wall over my desk though and get on with my trading...no worries, keep up the good work masq

If it's good enough for NASA's astronauts...

'hilarious'

counter_violent said:

Did someone play the same joke on you when you first started out ..

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There isn't that much of a joke - it's semi-serious. Fortunately I own a laptop so don't require a bottle.

On the other hand, no p.iss no miss, so the bottle adds another perspective.
Epecially after a big coffee pulback.