Trading turned me alcoholic

To those of you who don't know me I am a full time professional trader and I am an alcoholic. However it's not as bad as it sounds as my trading is fantastic and always seems to improve when I drink, maybe it's a nerves thing. I get so stressed when I trade that I tense my neck so hard it takes the weekend for the muscles to recover.

Anyone else get this stressed?

Here is a video of me(I'm the one with the mud on my face(satire))
YouTube - russian drunk man