Goldie's algorithm

............the crown jewels of Goldman's software.

#ifdef POWER
if ( asset.value() < capital.critical() && asset.beneficial_owner() == Bank::goldman ) {
Target cueball = new PhoneCallDestination(USA::Treasury, priority=highest);
Target rentboy = new PhoneCallDestination(USA::Fed, priority=highest);
Target darth = new PhoneCallDestination(Coruscant:ick, priority=highest);

ConferenceCall c = new ConferenceCall();
c.append(cueball); c.append(rentboy); c.append(darth); c.append(self);
c.encrypt(true);
c.talk();
c.promise(new LucrativeJob(), new LucrativeJob(), new Lucrative Job());
c.close();
Propganda p = new MediaDistribution();
p.append(GE::CNBC); p.append(Rupert::WSJ); p.manipulate(USA::Congress);
Conduit booyah = new ConduitIncoming(limit=MAX_INT);
booyah.connect(GS::gs,USA::all());
assert( is_bailout() == true );

asset_set.recalculate_full();
}
#endif // it's good to be the King!

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