Trading song

Someone sent me a link to a comedy trading song a while ago, but I've lost it. Does anyone have it handy?

Captain Haddock said:

Someone sent me a link to a comedy trading song a while ago, but I've lost it. Does anyone have it handy?

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Was it the one based on " I was born under a wandering star " ?

Here ye go...

http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tunes/tunes.asp?Var=D&Page=2

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Dow is Down, The

(Parody of I'm Goin' Down by Bruce Springsteen)

I get a bear
When I�m clickin� my mouse
But now I hate to see that ticker comin� round
I go to check the Dow and Nasdaq baby
They�re dropping points
Like Jenny Craig�s droppin pounds
Well say unemployment�s not on the rise
But Sysco just laid off a thousand guys

It�s going downdown down
Dow Jones is down down down
Nasdaq is down down down
Everything is down down down
Touchdown

I used to have an estate baby
But now my golden years are all in Dow
I remember when the 90�s started
My stocks would split
Every time the sun came out
I used to day trade dabble in margin
My portfolio was lookin� stout
I used to love that Alan Greenspan
But everytime he speaks
It�s going down down down
The Nasdaq is down down down
Greenspan�s a clown clown clown clown
Down down down
Hey how about that deep down Dow

The Dow is down down down
Nasdaq is down down down
Greenspan�s a clown clown clown
Down down down
Down down down
The market�s down down down down

Or.....

Dot Coms A-Closin'

(Parody of The Times they Are A-Changin' by Bob Dylan)


Hey all you yuppies
With millionaire dreams
Your quick path to riches
Ain�t what it once seemed
Accepting soon you�ll have nothing to eat
Cuz your assets have been frozen
You better start lookin�
you�re out on the streets
The dot coms they are a closin�

You dot com investors with all that new bread
There was no way to see that correction ahead
So don�t spend it too soon
Your portfolio�s red
From the start up that you�ve chosen
You�re millionaires now
But there�s tough times ahead
The dot coms they are a closin�

It�s been a long time since your stocks in the black
That new Porsche Turbo will have to go back
You best take that job foldin� shirts at The Gap
Then at least you�ll have clothin�

It�s better than out on the streets sellin� crack
The dot coms they are a closin�

�Didn�t we used to have a whole band out here?
What happened to that drummer we had working with us?
Took all his gear back? Damn��.�Hey I need that microphone, and that harmonica, at least the harmonica please!�

More...

Enron

(Parody of Levon by Elton John)


Enron was a wiz bang on the Dow
Almost as big as Jesus
They had a catchy name
And they put it on
The baseball park downtown

Enron
Enron took my money
We lost it all they say
With questionable accounting
And gutted my 401K

I became a pauper and a pawn
In a couple o� days
When the New York Times
Said the stock is dead
Now the trial�s begun
They�ll be taking the 5th like Kenneth Lay

I got hosed by Enron
They took the dough and then they ran
I got scammed by Enron
They�ll take the 5th �Cuz that�s the plan
And who would believe Enron
They stuck it to me in the ashcan
They�re all thieves Enron

I got the shaft from Enron
They gave it to me in the ass man
I got screwed by Enron
And it sucked up my retirement plan
And I feel like I�ve been peed on
And it�s made me a poor man
They�re all thieves Enron

They�re all thieves
They�re all thieves
They�re all thieves Enron
They�re all thieves
They�re all thieves
They�re all thieves Enron

lol

hehe, nice

nice ones guys..lol