What are the dumbest/most annoying things you have heard people say about trading?

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Old Sep 9, 2011, 11:46pm   #1
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What are the dumbest/most annoying things you have heard people say about trading?

ok just for the lulz in memory of Paz & Dash. Here are my fave top 5 really dumb things I have heard people say about trading (in no particular order). Please add yours to the thread.

1. Now I am in a free trade. I fkin cringe when people say this.

2. This is just one of the ways I make money (not for beginners).

3. Never trade with a stop. aka mr 200 winning trades in a row all of a sudden gone quiet

4. Enter trades with a minimum 3.1 risk reward -

5. I commentate on oil a lot, i am shorting oil - someone actually said this at a seminar I went to in Sept 2009.

I am adding a 6th one in after watching a video in another post.

6. Only broke people sleep.

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Old Sep 9, 2011, 11:54pm   #2
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6. Double your money in 1 month

7. Make 2 million from $100, erh from $200, erh from $500, erh I mean from $900
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Old Sep 10, 2011, 12:21am   #3
 
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1. "XYZ is looking cheap here"

2. "I told everybody XYZ was going to go up (or down) and nobody listened (or everybody laughed))"

3. One word: "Undervalued"

4. Anything that has anything to do with Warren Buffett (not that I have a problem with the guy, but everyone thinks that they're investing like him every time they buy a stock that went down).
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Old Sep 10, 2011, 1:30am   #4
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Old Sep 10, 2011, 2:28am   #5
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1. You can't trade off 5m or 1m charts
2. If I keep compounding I'll have $$$millions in a year (or 2).

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Old Sep 10, 2011, 7:19am   #6
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1. 300% per month consistently.

2. Holy grail 100% win rate, No lose one pip, no critise until the end of may.

3. 1000:1 leverage

4. My stop is at blah so the most I can lose is blah

5. It can't go any lower

6. Anything I say

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Old Sep 10, 2011, 9:25am   #7
 
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Keep out of the black and stay in the red, you get nothing in this game for 2 in a bed.

Or was that Bullseye?
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Old Sep 10, 2011, 10:53am   #8
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2. Holy grail 100% win rate, No lose one pip, no critise until the end of may.


lol. I forgot that one!

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Old Sep 10, 2011, 11:56am   #10
 
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any and all analogies
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Old Sep 10, 2011, 1:58pm   #11
 
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Everything fcta says on his for Christians only thread, for example,
"Otherwise you are missing out and ability for God to equip you His knowledge for overcoming the stock markets. It works for me, and this is what I am doing using the Bible to spot the next market crash."

Never mind the pazzies, malins, dashes, killphils of this board, the One and Only Secret Truth is that fcta is the God approved King of Lulz.

And he doesn't even know it.
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Old Sep 10, 2011, 2:07pm   #12
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Scalping the ftse..
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Old Sep 10, 2011, 2:13pm   #13
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My apologies for being such a huge annoyance

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Everything fcta says on his for Christians only thread, for example,
"Otherwise you are missing out and ability for God to equip you His knowledge for overcoming the stock markets. It works for me, and this is what I am doing using the Bible to spot the next market crash."

Never mind the pazzies, malins, dashes, killphils of this board, the One and Only Secret Truth is that fcta is the God approved King of Lulz.

And he doesn't even know it.
If you keep bad mouthing me I'm gonna come to your thread, son.
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