I lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrve being flat

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arabianights

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Anyone else lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve being flat? For first time in ages flattened up today, theoretically subotimally*, so for first time in ages I'm totally moofooking flat. My only exposure atm is to exchange rates and that's only cause I hold my account in various currencies** adnt moves ain't too significant. But random positions I would normally run overnight... well, I didn't feel like it today. er, I was going somewhere with this, but how do you feel*** :)

*Oh no, 56 lots scratched rather than run for half a tick! run to the hills!
** Nothing much more than about 30k roughly
***I feel drunk
 
Dude, enjoy yourself. Crack open another bottle, enjoy the pasta, maybe flatter us with a little more flatus.
 
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haha I can do amo amas amat as well you know... I know all about flatus... as do people I work with :)
 
good luck with that

short flatus, long amo, is my tip if you want a good spread
 
I'm always flat. Exposed to the tune of approx £2 a pip at most on occasion. Big Time!

Anyone else on the lash

Im on remy coeur de cognac and the moment and my girls asleep. High Life!

BIG TIME HIGH LIFE SCOSE FTW!
 
scose-no-doubt said:
I'm always flat. Exposed to the tune of approx £2 a pip at most on occasion. Big Time!

Anyone else on the lash
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Where's the bloody question mark? Er, like HELLO? It's an INTERROGATIVE.

I'm on the leash - Friday night is bondage night.
 
arabianights said:
Anyone else lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve being flat? For first time in ages flattened up today, theoretically subotimally*, so for first time in ages I'm totally moofooking flat. My only exposure atm is to exchange rates and that's only cause I hold my account in various currencies** adnt moves ain't too significant. But random positions I would normally run overnight... well, I didn't feel like it today. er, I was going somewhere with this, but how do you feel*** :)

*Oh no, 56 lots scratched rather than run for half a tick! run to the hills!
** Nothing much more than about 30k roughly
***I feel drunk
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you flat in your poker account too? ;)
 
I woke up at 6am thinking I'd pi55ed my pants.

Turns out I passed out with a glass of brandy and coke in my hand and spilled it all over my crotch.
 
scose-no-doubt said:
I woke up at 6am thinking I'd pi55ed my pants.

Turns out I passed out with a glass of brandy and coke in my hand and spilled it all over my crotch.
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No, it was p1ss - I sneaked in, p1ssed all over you, and put the brandy glass in your hand to fool you.

You like apples Scose? Howdyou like THEM apples?
 
scose-no-doubt said:
I woke up at 6am thinking I'd pi55ed my pants.

Turns out I passed out with a glass of brandy and coke in my hand and spilled it all over my crotch.
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I did that once but I woke up on the floor without my jeans :cry:
Bubba must have visited my anus during the night :)
 
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