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Anyone on here a good footy player and a bit of a free-kick specialist?

I've got a match this weekend and i need to know how to take a top free-kick. I need diagrams with written explanations on how to bend and dip the ball over the wall and into one of the top corners using various approaches.

I'll print-off the info and stuff the sheets down my shorts so i can get them out and read them just before i take any free-kicks.

I'm desperate for this info, please help.


K O'sabby.


PS. Will i need to be good at maths or physics, i hope not, i wagged alot of these lessons at school to go smoking fags (not gays) with my school buddies.
 
One more thing guys.....PSYCHOLOGY!

The match is a quarter-round match.... away! The particular pub team who we play against absolutely hates us.

How do i clear my head of all nasty thoughts just before i take a free-kick? Is there a nack and does it help?

I'm going to be getting pelted with missiles on my approach to the ball so i need to be totally tuned in. Still being half-cut from the Saturday night may help a little, but if there are any nifty zen mind tricks i could use then all the better.


Cheers guys....and girls.
 
kimo'sabby said:
Anyone on here a good footy player and a bit of a free-kick specialist?

I've got a match this weekend and i need to know how to take a top free-kick. I need diagrams with written explanations on how to bend and dip the ball over the wall and into one of the top corners using various approaches.

I'll print-off the info and stuff the sheets down my shorts so i can get them out and read them just before i take any free-kicks.

I'm desperate for this info, please help.


K O'sabby.


PS. Will i need to be good at maths or physics, i hope not, i wagged alot of these lessons at school to go smoking fags (not gays) with my school buddies.
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He he...Your not using charts for footy now are you....I think you might need a break from TA...Just give it the good old welly...works everytime :cheesy:
 
minch said:
He he...Your not using charts for footy now are you....I think you might need a break from TA...Just give it the good old welly...works everytime :cheesy:
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I've being giving it the old wallop routine for years, but there's no finesse there and it never really works. I may as well be blindfolded.
 
Gotit!

Youtube, some guy called Becks. All i have to do is replicate this guy and it's game over for the other team.

I can just see his action,....and it's me all over, really suits me.

Can't wait for Sunday, all i need is a free kick, i'll sort it. Dive dive dive, know what i mean!?



Cheers,



K O'sabby.
 
In those kind of situations, I like to think, "What would Buffy do?" Do you have any stakes?
 
kimo'sabby said:
Gotit!

Youtube, some guy called Becks. All i have to do is replicate this guy and it's game over for the other team.

I can just see his action,....and it's me all over, really suits me.

Can't wait for Sunday, all i need is a free kick, i'll sort it. Dive dive dive, know what i mean!?



Cheers,



K O'sabby.
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yeah... just play like that obese chappie they call rooney...
 
lgfp1322100-authentic-ogre-shrek-2-poster.jpg


Rooney?
 
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