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Old Dec 28, 2017, 4:34pm   #4401
 
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A frustrated husband in front of his laptop :

Dear Google, please do not behave like my wife..

Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
Atilla, sometimes it offers such options that it's laughable! At one time I even made screenshots of them)
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Old Dec 28, 2017, 6:07pm   #4402
 
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Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
















Because they were all married and not single.
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Old Jan 11, 2018, 9:44pm   #4403
 
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An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy...

Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?" The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times..."


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It's insane how easily amused I am
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Old Jan 13, 2018, 1:26pm   #4406
 
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Has anyone tried taking a sleeping pill and a laxative, on the same night before going to bed?



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Has anyone tried taking a sleeping pill and a laxative, on the same night before going to bed?



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If you count Beer and a Curry, Yes!
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