How to lose money on a Sunday, when the markets are closed

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About 15 minutes into my Sunday walk I was looking into a shop window when this amiable individual came up to me and gave my hand a hearty shake.

The story was that he knew me. My reply was that I did not know him but that did not matter, our wives knew each other and, often, passed a few words together when they met in the street. That should have alerted me. My wife is hardly ever in the street. She usually goes straight down to her car and drives out of the building and back. The only people who know her are those who live in the building.

Anyway, it turned out that his wife had left for Valencia, where her sister was having an an operation and he, like an idiot, had slammed the door on himself with his keys. This made him one of the boys, since the same has happened to me and produced empathy on my part. He had to find a place to sleep because his wife would not be back until Monday but, still, he’d make out. Of course he’d left his credit card inside, as well, and he’d even phoned RAC but, without identification, they did not want to know.

Then he asked me what I was reading and he confessed to being an addict of good crime fiction, Conan Doyle, Agatha Christy. Did I know Peter Falk, Angela Langsbury?

I know my character for being a soft touch and don’t leave, on my walks, with more than 10 euros, enough for a cup of coffee, in my wallet. I did not get that coffee this morning. He did!

I was glad to see him go, because 50 metres up the road was the café where I was to meet my wife, son and daughter-in-law. I said, “Can you pay for this, because I’m skint. I’ve just helped a neighbour who has locked himself out”

I tell the story and get a pitying look from the kids but a longsuffering one from the wife.

“Dad, you’ve been taken for a soft touch. Again.”

The moral of this story is

Don’t worry about the Rumanian gypsies. The local, respectable, clean shaven, well spoken individuals are the ones to watch.

That goes for the internet and those innocents with credit cards, too.
 
split

He wasn't a director of tate&lyle (or was it daily mail - i forget) was he :devilish:

cheers

jon
 
The moral of this story is

Don’t worry about the Rumanian gypsies. The local, respectable, clean shaven, well spoken individuals are the ones to watch.

No, that is not the moral of the story, lol. You are blaming them/him, when you should be blaming yourself, because you didn't really think it through. The moral of the story is, if you want to help out someone who needs some money or give to charity, then that is a nice thing, but do it on your terms. Don't be tricked and manipulated into doing it when you didn't want to and the person probably didn't need your money in the first place.

If I lock myself out, and all my ID is inside the house etc. and I need a place to sleep and have no money. I am not going to wander around town and discuss crime novels. I will either, be going straight to a close friends, to a relatives place, or if worst comes to worst, I will just break into my own house.
 
No, he didn't look like the director of anything, just a guy, a few years younger than me, who had got himself into the same pickle as me and knew how to tell a story.

What you say is partly true, Calinor, but I protect myself by carrying little cash around. Just enough to do what I plan to do. I think the moral of the story is correct because the obvious, normal, bums on the traffic lights, subway entrances and outside churches and bakeries don't get the time of day from me, let alone the chance to shake my hand. I was taken in by appearances and because it happened in my neighbourhood. If I had been in the Ramblas I would have had my hand in my pocket, on my wallet and never have taken it out.

It's just getting caught when you least expect it.

After all these years I must, still, look like a gringo!
 
Interesting. On my first real trip to Spain (Alicante), we were stopped by an Englishman who claimed to be a recently demobbed squaddie, just back from Iraq. He showed us what he claimed was a bullet wound in his gut.

Anyway, the story was that he'd gone for a swim or whatever on the beach, and all his stuff had been nicked. Was there anything we could do? We told him what was the truth which was that we had only just arrived, didn't know the place, didn't know the right people to ask, or places to ask, and suggested he ask a more experienced person.

With a twinge of guilt, we got away as soon as we could. He didn't ask for money outright, but I did wonder if we should have slipped him a few Euros at least.

It was most likely a con, and we certainly would have looked the gullible types (and I am certainly a soft tough generally). But what if it wasn't ...? I haven't thought about this for ages and now you have reminded me and I feel guilty again.
 
No, that is not the moral of the story, lol. You are blaming them/him, when you should be blaming yourself, because you didn't really think it through. The moral of the story is, if you want to help out someone who needs some money or give to charity, then that is a nice thing, but do it on your terms. Don't be tricked and manipulated into doing it when you didn't want to and the person probably didn't need your money in the first place.

If I lock myself out, and all my ID is inside the house etc. and I need a place to sleep and have no money. I am not going to wander around town and discuss crime novels. I will either, be going straight to a close friends, to a relatives place, or if worst comes to worst, I will just break into my own house.

Actually, I disagree. I'd rather be conned a few times and help many others in distress rather than be cynical about everyone.

The reality is that most con artists are fairly obvious, so if in doubt then continue :)
 
Interesting. On my first real trip to Spain (Alicante), we were stopped by an Englishman who claimed to be a recently demobbed squaddie, just back from Iraq. He showed us what he claimed was a bullet wound in his gut.

Anyway, the story was that he'd gone for a swim or whatever on the beach, and all his stuff had been nicked. Was there anything we could do? We told him what was the truth which was that we had only just arrived, didn't know the place, didn't know the right people to ask, or places to ask, and suggested he ask a more experienced person.

With a twinge of guilt, we got away as soon as we could. He didn't ask for money outright, but I did wonder if we should have slipped him a few Euros at least.

It was most likely a con, and we certainly would have looked the gullible types (and I am certainly a soft tough generally). But what if it wasn't ...? I haven't thought about this for ages and now you have reminded me and I feel guilty again.

Don't feel guilty about him, you can't worry about everyone. This caught me when I least expected it. I said to give it to our porter when he passed by and, who knows, maybe he will, but I would not hold my breath. :) If he does, I'll tell you.

It's just an anecdote and 10 Euros won't break the bank. It is not the first time that I have been caught by someone professing to know me. The last time was a woman. I gave her a euro so that she could ring her brother- The trick of saying that they know you and shaking your hand, etc. when you are meditating on something else is an opening trick that I must remember in future.
 
Actually, I disagree. I'd rather be conned a few times and help many others in distress rather than be cynical about everyone.

The reality is that most con artists are fairly obvious, so if in doubt then continue :)

Yes, I think that that is the best way to look at it. I am not likely to be approached by that one again, at least! :D

Hey, fellows, it was 10 euros! :D

Split
 
i've had the same woman try it on with me three times
domestic abuse, stranded needs to get to brighton, carjacked at the lights, been beaten up by sister's husband, on and on

must be the unluckiest woman in town :LOL:
 
Splitlink,
As you say, better to give something than not.

If he wasnt genuine, he only got 10euros.
If he was genuine, it may be the most crucual 10euros he ever got at this time.
You willingly gave what you could afford to lose.

Good karma to you.
You're going to have a good trading week. (y)

(syncronicitily, I got "The Mad Science Book", from the library yesterday, and one of the chapters I read last night was on game theory, where co-operation results in a better outcome for both parties than conflict)
 
I have never been conned *touch wood* but I did make myself look like an idiot.
I was shopping in town with a few girlfriends and I noticed a gentleman sitting ontop of an Amp with a dog next to him. He was somewhat scruffy looking.
So I went to Marks n Spencers and bought him sandwich, crisps, cup of tea, fruit, sweets and a paper. Went and gave them to him and he just looked at me and said "Erm...thanks."
So I walked away, feeling very content. So see him about an hour later getting into a brand new BMW X3. He smiled and then told me he had been waiting for his wife but said he enjoyed his lunch.
I felt an idiot
 
I have never been conned *touch wood* but I did make myself look like an idiot.
I was shopping in town with a few girlfriends and I noticed a gentleman sitting ontop of an Amp with a dog next to him. He was somewhat scruffy looking.
So I went to Marks n Spencers and bought him sandwich, crisps, cup of tea, fruit, sweets and a paper. Went and gave them to him and he just looked at me and said "Erm...thanks."
So I walked away, feeling very content. So see him about an hour later getting into a brand new BMW X3. He smiled and then told me he had been waiting for his wife but said he enjoyed his lunch.
I felt an idiot

classic:LOL:

Always remember an ex colleague of mine who was at a show house and the guy being seen before hiw was as scruffy as they come so the saleswoman wasn't giving him the time of day s eventually he got fed up and left the show house and my mate saw him climb into his shiny red Ferrari and drive off....
 
Hoohoo Split :)

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I have never been conned *touch wood* but I did make myself look like an idiot.
I was shopping in town with a few girlfriends and I noticed a gentleman sitting ontop of an Amp with a dog next to him. He was somewhat scruffy looking.
So I went to Marks n Spencers and bought him sandwich, crisps, cup of tea, fruit, sweets and a paper. Went and gave them to him and he just looked at me and said "Erm...thanks."
So I walked away, feeling very content. So see him about an hour later getting into a brand new BMW X3. He smiled and then told me he had been waiting for his wife but said he enjoyed his lunch.
I felt an idiot


I don't think it makes you look like an idiot; it does you credit.
I hope that in turn he will do a good turn (or many) to anyone he encounters who appears to be less fortunate than himself.

Unless of course he was a banker; they expect handouts even though they don't need them.

BTW, have you seen that book (or it may be a series of books) "Random Acts of Kindness"? Might be up your street.
 
Two weeks since I met that guy. Of course, he has not repayed the money!

I got through last Sunday's walk ok. Now I have just said my prayer prior to leaving for to-day's.

"Please, Lord,

Keep me safe from bums and stiffs who are looking for a soft touch!"

As an extra precaution, I'm only taking 3 euros with me. Who knows? someone might give me something!
 
Two weeks since I met that guy. Of course, he has not repayed the money!

I got through last Sunday's walk ok. Now I have just said my prayer prior to leaving for to-day's.

"Please, Lord,

Keep me safe from bums and stiffs who are looking for a soft touch!"

As an extra precaution, I'm only taking 3 euros with me. Who knows? someone might give me something!

What's that old saying Split, goes something like this.....

When a man with money meets a man with experience the man with the money leaves with the experience and the man with experience leaves with the money.


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