Crank rumour #94: fed to order one week banking shutdown

I like to monitor cranks and the latest rumour going around is that next week all US banks will be shut by the Fed.

If this were true then presumably t'would be international to prevent collapse of non US banks.

So you might want to take out some cash now and stick it under your mattress

Well my fiat cash is safe in a fireproof metal box inside my underground secret location nuclear fallout shelter, so i won't be bothering with the matress job thanks.
Besides, there's no room under my matress. Too many magazines stuffed under there..