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Pat494 · Feb 13, 2016

Can you add to..........

There was a young man from the City
Whose outlook on life was gritty.

Atilla · Feb 13, 2016

Pat494 said:
Can you add to..........

There was a young man from the City
Whose outlook on life was gritty.

Until he met a pretty girl called Sue
Who wanted to travel and see Katmandu.

Pat494 · Feb 13, 2016

There was a young man from the City
Whose outlook on life was gritty.

He tried and tried
And gradually became more witty.

:clap:

Pat494 · Feb 13, 2016

There was an old man from Australia
...........

Atilla · Feb 13, 2016

Pat494 said:
There was an old man from Australia
...........

Who blew hard as he can on a vuvuzela

Erasmus · Feb 13, 2016

Atilla said:
Who blew hard as he can on a vuvuzela

But his false teeth flew out
And he gave great shout...

Erasmus · Feb 13, 2016

And went off to retrieve them from the azalea.

Pat494 · Feb 13, 2016

Erasmus said:
And went off to retrieve them from the azalea.

Ha ha good one

Erasmus · Feb 13, 2016

Guys, not that I'm Irish, but a limerick has five lines so your first two don't count!

Erasmus · Feb 13, 2016

It's like Haiku, the beauty is in the structure

Pat494 · Feb 13, 2016

Erasmus said:
Guys, not that I'm Irish, but a limerick has five lines so your first two don't count!

A mere minor detail !
Let the poetry flow unimpeded.

Pat494 · Feb 13, 2016

There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'

barjon · Feb 13, 2016

Pat494 said:
Can you add to..........

There was a young man from the City
Whose outlook on life was gritty.

There was a young man from the City
Whose outlook on life was so gritty.
Boldly and brashly with no stop in sight
His losses he held until they turned right.
Then came that day, oh dear, what a pity.

NVP · Feb 13, 2016

Erasmus said:
It's like Haiku, the beauty is in the structure

That's a tough one to rhyme

raven4ns2 · Feb 13, 2016

Limerick

There was a young man from the City
Whose outlook on life was gritty.
They asked what's the reason,
Sir, it must be the season
Otherwise, I just feel real ****ty.

Erasmus · Feb 14, 2016

NVP said:
That's a tough one to rhyme

Like Haiku the beauty is in the structure,
To create poems as well formed as a sculpture,
But I've tried this way and that,
Rhyming any old cr@p,
And in the end It just gave me a rupture.

Erasmus · Feb 14, 2016

There was a young man from the City,
Whose outlook on life was quite gritty,
Each lunchtime in Browns
He'd give the strippers a frown
But they still liked to show him their titties.

(those who've worked at the Liverpool Street end of the City will know Browns

)

Pat494 · Feb 14, 2016

There once was a man from Bel Air
Who was doing his wife on the stair
But the banister broke
So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air

Pat494 · Feb 14, 2016

Sorry - was that a bit too risqué ?
The best ones are.

Pat494 · Feb 14, 2016

Erasmus said:
There was a young man from the City,
Whose outlook on life was quite gritty,
Each lunchtime in Browns
He'd give the strippers a frown
But they still liked to show him their titties.

(those who've worked at the Liverpool Street end of the City will know Browns )

May have been called Dirty Dicks in my day.

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