Labour party vermin (Warning:Offensive)

I had my post box soiled by a the local Labour candidate's flyer this morning, a smarmy faced git with a very brown nose. This twaty little s***e box has laid out his pledges. They include fighting for more local investment, .... ok he can do that; tackling the need for more affordable housing, .....ok he might be able to do that; protecting the local environment, ..... ok he can have some influence there perhaps, keeping mortgage rates and inflation low, .... ok.... what did that f***ing c*** just pledge? How the f*** is that insignificant c*** going to achieve that???? What have mortgage rates got to do with his pointless existence? Inflation? Don't make me laugh you c***! What the f*** will you be able do to about global forces? CPI? A f***ing con. The Labour party got lucky with the world's liquidity, devalued working Chinamen and a pig f***ing ignorant god damn f***ing UK electorate, that all deserve to be turned into pet food, for believing this s*** and letting the c***s get away with it. The Labour party take credit for sustained economic growth, or to people that have basic reasoning abilities, a sustained property bubble that funded the consumer led boom, hand in hand with Soviet style employment plans of key frontline personnel that aren't worth s***, all adding up to a short term quirt of fun that will end in tears. Why the hell haven't the opposition nailed the govt on the hidden reality(as far as the moron in the street is concerned) of the economy? As clue less and hopeless? I hate the f***ing lot of them. I'm emigrating to Switzerland.

AAAANnnnnddddd.....relax.

if you are going to swear, can you please at least use ****ing paragraphs...

you big ********.

(hopefully sharky hasnt changed the swear filter..)

sharky, you git..

******** is now in the swear filter..

it wasnt a few weeks ago?

Can you still tell someone to feck off?

ZIGGLEWIGLER

Please dont hold back your thoughts and ytue feelings on our account.
Tell us what you really think of the Labour Party

LOL....come on Ziggy stop being so shy and recitent..let your feelings flow ...ROFL

No, really, this is no bleeding laughing matter. I don't where anyone gets the energy to have road rage. I'm completely exhausted every time I read the papers, my mouth is full of ink after I've shredded them. Look out for any news items about a man that savaged a politician on the doorstep. Believe me, I'm like a frikin hand grenade right now. My defence strategy in court will be that it was a mercy killing. All of our mercy.

zigglewigler said:

No, really, this is no bleeding laughing matter. I don't where anyone gets the energy to have road rage. I'm completely exhausted every time I read the papers, my mouth is full of ink after I've shredded them. Look out for any news items about a man that savaged a politician on the doorstep. Believe me, I'm like a frikin hand grenade right now. My defence strategy in court will be that it was a mercy killing. All of our mercy.

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Zig
Move to a country where you cannot speak the language, where the wine is great and affordable, where the sun shines, the women are beautiful
You priorities will change immediately and the Labour Party will become a distant unpleasant memory

Excellent idea Commmand....have you any suggestions in mind ?

Bigbusiness said:

Can you still tell someone to feck off?

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Apparently you can, but sadly whether or not they'll actually do it is a different matter.

chump said:

Excellent idea Commmand....have you any suggestions in mind ?

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My Wife and I moved from New Zealand to Buenos Aires about 18 months ago. Came
here to purchase property and forgot to leave .... love the place and the people

commanderco said:

Zig
Move to a country where you cannot speak the language, where the wine is great and affordable, where the sun shines, the women are beautiful
You priorities will change immediately and the Labour Party will become a distant unpleasant memory

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Right, my bags are packed, what's your address?

Ah,
right, good job I checked in here one last time - better unpack the bags then, a single to Shepherds Bush didn't sound too bad but I'm not shelling out for fracking Argentine. (Frack, as in Battlestar Galactica, a seminal oeuvre wherein everybody went round rather unconvincingly telling all and sundry how fracking fed up they were and why didn't everyone just frack off). I just don't remember Pa Cartwright saying that in the first series....

Dave
Shootin's too good fer 'em, btw!

Zig

I take it you won't be voting Labour then.

Don't get me frikin started the funk again! I caught the end of the news, somebody leaked the Goldsmith document, good, now what will the cowardly British public flucking do?! Well, stuff me up the exhaust pipe if they don't put that shunt back in! I like war, I hate liars. I got my ballot paper too this morning, well I took it into the lav, it wasn't very absorbent, but it felt friggin Gooood!

Zig

Quality posts!!! First time I have laughed out loud at a post on here.

Problem is whilst even if everyone on here (like me) agreed with you that's only 34,000 or so votes. The SUN has for some strange reason backed the annoyingly grinning lying git, so you have god knows how many idiots who are going to cast their vote according to what some tabloid journalists tell them.

It's very hard for someone who like myself considers themselves to be reasonably intelligent, not to get apathetic when the masses who greatly out number us vote according to which paper has the best tits and **** on page 3 !!!

Even if the tories got in, I can't really see what will change because the other tories (new labour) are no longer the socialists we used to love to hate in the 80's, so alot of people see voting as pointless.

People cannot see that ther day to day lives would be any different under a different party, which is a perception issue that the tories cannot undo by making personal swipes at Blair.

Dave

Interesting to note how Messrs Blair and Brown crow about low inflation. Their figures are now based on the Consumer Price Index which is about 1.7% (ish). However the true inflation figure based on the Retail Price Index (conveniently not used now) stands at about 4.7% (and rising)

Amazing!

Record employment figures? Well of course they are, Brown employs everyone doesn't he?

Public sector jobs rose by 600,000 last year. Who pays their wages? We do with our bloody taxes! (Private sector jobs dropped by 40000 over the same period).

Did you know Brown has been warned by the IMF to curb his borrowing.

Never mind, when it all comes crashing around their ears, we can sit smug in our refugee camp and say "I told you so"

Quick! Pull me off this soapbox!!

Dave1971 said:

It's very hard for someone who like myself considers themselves to be reasonably intelligent, not to get apathetic when the masses who greatly out number us vote according to which paper has the best tits and **** on page 3 !!!

Dave

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Forgive them, for they know not what they do.

Zig

I am suprised by you comments, anyone knows we have the best politicians money can buy.

It is easy to tell when one of them is lying.......their lips move.

Have a look at this - good for a chuckle and a bit of Argentinian nostalgia thrown in too (the song is from Evita)

http://view2.myvideotalk.com/hipi1.asp?msgid=35b0eb5f-4d3d-4da8-88ad-07de02d0e091