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He's resigned now.

Obviously, he didn't do anything wrong.

Bucket shop owners - just the kind of people you expect to see in the Tory party.
 
the hare said:
Apart from a complete lack of due dilligence before talking to a bunch of strangers !
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Who got him, the Fake Sheikh? That's the oldest trick in the book. I bet I could have verified who they were, or weren't, in 10 minutes.
 
pboyles said:
Who got him, the Fake Sheikh? That's the oldest trick in the book. I bet I could have verified who they were, or weren't, in 10 minutes.
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Not even, just a couple of numpties from The Times. How does the old saying go? You can't con an honest man?

Hopefully PC has still got Black Swan's number, old Swanny will be willing to console him in return for another "real life trader" video (whatever happened to that, wasn't he supposed to be doing some updates? Or was that collection of muppets posing as traders too ludicrous even for notorious bucket shop CMC to continue with?).
 
the hare said:
Apart from a complete lack of due dilligence before talking to a bunch of strangers !
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Nah

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This is what gets most
 
The Leopard said:
Not even, just a couple of numpties from The Times. How does the old saying go? You can't con an honest man?

Hopefully PC has still got Black Swan's number, old Swanny will be willing to console him in return for another "real life trader" video (whatever happened to that, wasn't he supposed to be doing some updates? Or was that collection of muppets posing as traders too ludicrous even for notorious bucket shop CMC to continue with?).
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One of the muppets was in the papers a couple of weeks ago claiming to have run up a 200k bar bill. Turns out he's a trading vendor, I don't recall his name but he was also in the CMC videos posing as a real trader.
 
pboyles said:
One of the muppets was in the papers a couple of weeks ago claiming to have run up a 200k bar bill. Turns out he's a trading vendor, I don't recall his name but he was also in the CMC videos posing as a real trader.
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Interestingly, they pulled his video. I don't know whether it was before or after that.

That bar bill publicity stunt was so ludicrous, so transparent and so false, words fail me.
 
pboyles said:
Who got him, the Fake Sheikh? That's the oldest trick in the book. I bet I could have verified who they were, or weren't, in 10 minutes.
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I reckon this is Murdoch's empire hitting back.

I'm certain there will be pay back for the politicians part in hanging them out to dry...

Watch this space...
 
I thought this was interesting news chaps. Seemed like this is an appropriate thread.


BBC News - Genghis Khan sculpture unveiled at Marble Arch


Just like to say nomadic culture is still with us and should always be so. All humans should be free to travel and live where ever they like providing they have the means to do so without social benefit.
 
The Leopard said:
old Swanny will be willing to console him in return for another "real life trader" video (whatever happened to that, wasn't he supposed to be doing some updates? Or was that collection of muppets posing as traders too ludicrous even for notorious bucket shop CMC to continue with?).
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Do you know if the original is still online and would you have a link to it?
I wasn't around when it was posted, but have heard a rumour of its existence.
Thanks.
 
montmorencyt2w said:
Do you know if the original is still online and would you have a link to it?
I wasn't around when it was posted, but have heard a rumour of its existence.
Thanks.
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I should warn you - this video reaches such lofty new heights of comedy, it is possible that once you have watched it you will never be able to laugh at anything else again. Watch at your own risk:

Real life trader - Paul Holmes - YouTube
 
The Leopard said:
I should warn you - this video reaches such lofty new heights of comedy, it is possible that once you have watched it you will never be able to laugh at anything else again. Watch at your own risk:
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Many thanks for posting that.

A few "Ricky Gervais" type moments, but I should refrain from further comment. It's much easier to criticise than to create, and I couldn't have done better.
Did I mis-hear, or did "Craig" address him as "Lee" at about 14:40?
CMC still using the black background I see. Didn't like it myself, but I suppose it's all a matter of personal taste.

Pity not to have a cameo appearance from Peter Cruddas though.
 
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The Leopard said:
I should warn you - this video reaches such lofty new heights of comedy, it is possible that once you have watched it you will never be able to laugh at anything else again. Watch at your own risk:

Real life trader - Paul Holmes - YouTube
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These videos aren't on CMC's site now. Possibly Swan is going to be ousted in favour of (dis)aster1, world famous tarder with long experience of making demo profits?
 
Whoops :D

Not guilty or whatever the equiv is.

That video must have been dubbed then? Maybe good ole Access Pete is paying visits to judges. lol
 
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