Never Met a Nice South African

South Africans scare the **** out of me.

I met one guy from SA whose job was so dangerous, he actually moved to Iraq to do security work as it was safer...

His old job involved chasing stolen cars in a helicopter to stop them before they got to the border. They just had to get the car, not the thieves. One day the thieves didn't want to give the car up and there was a shoot out. The four people in the car were all killed.

At that point, he knew it was only a matter of time - so he went to Iraq...

Like I say - scary guys...
 
DionysusToast said:
South Africans scare the **** out of me.

I met one guy from SA whose job was so dangerous, he actually moved to Iraq to do security work as it was safer...

His old job involved chasing stolen cars in a helicopter to stop them before they got to the border. They just had to get the car, not the thieves. One day the thieves didn't want to give the car up and there was a shoot out. The four people in the car were all killed.

At that point, he knew it was only a matter of time - so he went to Iraq...

Like I say - scary guys...
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There's a popular expression back home, "Africa's not for sissies"
 
Never do work for a white woman raised in Africa.
They think you're some sort of slave for them. :(
 
I met a lot of springboks in London. The blokes seemed sound but the women were always tetchy always a bit off if you know what I mean. I suppose asking them if they were from Zimbabwe got me off on the wrong foot! Lol
 
SA girls are high maintenance in my experience, I married an English girl and it’s been one of my more wise decisions in life.
 
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