Friendship requests...

Stop it it's not funny...there's a couple of dozen of you on 'ere I'd glady buy a pint and have a laugh with, but this friendship request business is just gay...So please don't be affronted by my rejection..

What about requests from quality totty ? surely that wouldnt be gay ?

you have ferwend requests? really? who on earth would want to be friends with a mardy ****er like you!

It's the facebook generation!

Agree with that bro, bunch of fookin masochists..

Just tell everybody that you have severe armpit stench and that you never stop farting and belching.

That should put them off.

ah...I meant gay in the way kids of today use the word, as in lame, weak, gash..not in a sexal preference sense. It's a facebook style of things, (this friendship bo11ox), isnt it?

Nope, quality totty would be given the "treat them mean keep them keen" treatment. Well it worked twenty years ago..

ah good old facebook, the place where people you went to school with all those years ago but never actually spoke to all of a sudden wanna know everything about you, the nosy *******os!