Well here's a laugh and a half

Anyone know who this clown is, sending me email spam.

Here is his IP address ( 195.224.48.120) maybe he can be traced here on T2W.


Here is the text of his email. It cheered me up no end. Fell on the floor laughing.

Texas



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Dear Texas_Hedge


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in
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&
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has a maturity of one 2005 year and a size of USD 3 million.
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Texas_Hedge said:

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All funds held in well famous banks ....

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my favourite line!

chrisw said:

my favourite line!

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Its so professional.

Texas

How do you reply? We'll all spam them! :cheesy: