[Directional]

Hey Pitscum,
if you get any new floor stories from up at Nymex Europe, you know where to report them

[Pitscum]

i will indeed, altho to be fair its not exactly heaving down there!!!!!

[jondoe]

Originally Posted by Pitscum

TUNA.........

where does a man start with this chappie??? give u a flavour, he was openly proud of the fact he spent his wedding night in a....whore house. we are talking no shame 100% class a nutter. locked his new bride in the hotel bathroom cos they had the first of many marital rows and went and scored some quality brass instead

the man had done more road miles than iggy pop crossed with hunter s thompson. tuna was late thirties looking like he was going on 50. the man's body was coming apart at the seams. no drink too long no burger too big.

he'd done the whole nine yards when it came to trading. you name it, he'd scummed it. he became a fixture in the btp options for a helluva time giving us lots of free cash...

.....especially one monday when he walked in the pit and fierced us all up for the straddle...after we'd subdued our ''tuuuunnnnaaaaaaaaa'' chant we quoted it, he does a double take on his fat wad of trading sheets and lifts us all our size...christmas had come early that year, we all asked him did he want to double, so he did, being tuna.

at that point the legends that was puppy and wildman benevolantly whispered in his ear that perhaps he might consider printing out some new trading sheets with todays monday trading date on as opposed to last thursdays date when he was last at work...who says eyes cant pop out of a head??

following some choice cursing and swearing and promises we were all going to die by stabbings, tuna walked off several million lira lighter......to go and get it on again down the pub.........

Was that true that Tuna invited another trader round his house for dinner and decided to show the guy a video of himself having Lipo suction??

[Pitscum]

jeez christ..yes ive heard that story too and i remember him having it done but i cant vouch for that story sorry..however, knowing tuna, i reckon he'd have done it!

[GammaJammer]

Originally Posted by Pitscum

anyone remember the girl runner who decided to take her boyfriend up onto the roof garden and shag him in full view of the security cameras? she got a great reception when she came down stairs back on the floor.

No but heard similar story relating to the College Press (the bar part obviously, not the bit where you buy your bacon butties in the mornings)

[Pitscum]

there was this stag do i wentto once at the no.6 club other side of london bridge, the stag had shipped in nasty treacles in the days long before eastern european if u get my drift. anyway, the gents was the scene of various bits of action and one young lad called kinglsy.....KKS if anyone remembers him, paid his ticket for a nosh or two. anyway, post event, kks is rummaging abt this sewer of a hole looking in all the corners , we got bored and asked him whats the problem...he come back, whilst the good lady was obliging him, shes had her hands in his back pocket and rifled all his cash and cards away...£500 in all..........nice.........

[kriesau]

Originally Posted by SOCRATES

Speaking in parables, nowadays anyone who serves to incur my displeasure gets his head sliced off, then the questions are asked afterwards.

Once your rubber band is stretched to such a limit that it made to snap, your entire view of the world is made to change, and you cannot go back.

That is why my reputation for selective ferocity is justified.

"Anyone who serves to incur my displeasure gets his head sliced off, then the questions are asked afterwards"

LOL - Gosh Albert, I bet there are many people quivering in fear at the prospect of incurring your 'displeasure'.

"Once your rubber band is stretched to such a limit that it is made to snap your entire world is made to change and you cannot go back"

LOL - Old Albert is obviously just a Victor Meldrew clone. Hey Albie, you should also checkout your syntax - there should never be a comma preceding 'and' in a sentence. AND is a conjunction wheras a COMMA is a mark of separation in a sentence. You obviously failed O Level English Language

"Thats why my reputation for selective ferocity is justified"

Hahaha - What a macho man he is - just beware of his 'selective ferocity'

[Directional]

c'mon guys, can we keep this thread on topic please