cyof post

He is still cutting and pasting sections of intelligent looking prose. The remaining rambling dross is his own voice one imagines :-)

Go on - retire this thread to the blackness of the foyer !

The Foyer, or any other forum that's not on the front page. Doesn't matter.

As for my private group, it's doing just fine. Thanks for asking.

There's a group of us watching this thread with considerable interest, observing how peoples behaviour (principally your's) has been significantly modified simply due to your association with a group. We watch with fascination how the group members reveal a sense of altruism towards each other, and how each level in the group hierarchy organises and uses lower levels for their own purposes.

We watch with considerable interest as your ability to remain self aware and think logically becomes suppressed as we threaten your belief system. As a result the strengths of your beliefs intensify, reducing further your ability for rational thought even further, it provides considerable amusement observing your journey down this self destructive spiral. We watch with interest as you dismiss genuine information and rational argument as noise. It occasionally amuses and entertains us to read your simplistic repetitive slogans

In many ways you are like Arthur Dent, remember, he discovered that the mice where in fact hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings, who wanted to dissect his brain for research. You may also recall that the mice, promise to replace it with a simple brain, which, would only have to say things like "What?", "I don't understand" and ""Where's the tea?". What a terrible thing it must have been to be in Arthur Dents slippers. What a terrible thing it must be to inhabit the world in which you live, but what must be, must be Im afraid.

Imagine the horror, when you finally realise that the monkeys are in fact pan dimensional hyper intelligent beings, and your master trader is well... a simple mouse, engaged in mouse-like activities, scurrying here and there, in a never ending search for small bits of mouldy cheese. When the poor mouse is caught in his trap, or viscously pecked by a nasty swan, at least you can console yourself with the fact that your brain isn't really of any interest to the monkeys, if it where, Im sure we could easily fit a replacement which would only have to say things like "ye are all fools", "John C Bulldozer is a master trader", and "I speak the TRUTH". Do you understand where I am coming from, its quite clear isn't it, particularly to those with an all seeing eye.

I might just chose to explain to you why you act and feel as you do, and how you might possibly escape from your muddled thinking, but then again perhaps not, for you are becoming a troublesome nuisance. I will decide over a cup of tea.

be careful with that tea, zupcon, you dont want to go inventing the Improbability Drive.
(use two sugars, that'll fix it)

Do you think H2G2 entry for CYOF should change from "harmless" to "mostly harmless"?

Do you guys get The Jerry Springer Show over there?

Yes I do, the thing is, CYOF's posts are really long and boring. I never read what he writes, which is not fair, I suppose. But I bet it is about him and Truth, rather like the earlier Gordon brown and Prudence.

Well, it's about him, anyway

Yeah we get the show ......and if I may say ...required viewing....Two or Three shows ought to be enough to get the idea.....lol