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Old Jan 4, 2010, 3:46pm   #1
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The most expensive whores in history

Tiger Woods has reportedly settled for US$ 300 million in his coming split with wife Elin.

He is said to have had 18 mistresses which averages over US$ 16 million per trollop.

If you put these 18 pussies in one whorehouse, it would have to be the most expensive brothel ever.

Tiger might be a great golfer but he seems to have paid rather a lot of money to get 18 successive holes in one.
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So she's going for the whole nine yards?
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Old Jan 4, 2010, 4:10pm   #3
 
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Wasn't it Harold MacMillan who was said to always go to bed with a good Trollope?

Or it might have been John Major, or both of them.

Of course, since certain revelations came out a few years ago, we know which trollop(e) Major went to bed with.

(On googling to confirm this, I came up with a site called majorcurryaffair.com which is a Bangladeshi restaurant! )
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Old Jan 4, 2010, 4:11pm   #4
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Ambrose Ackroyd started this thread Edwin wasn't it ?
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Old Jan 4, 2010, 4:52pm   #5
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Wonder how much Al-fayed paid princess Di ?
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Old Jan 4, 2010, 5:04pm   #6
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When I read the title of this thread I was assuming it was going to just be a list of names of top investment bankers.....
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Old Jan 4, 2010, 5:08pm   #7
 
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...and I was expecting a list of phone numbers. (There's still time!).
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Wonder how much Al-fayed paid princess Di ?
For himself or for his son, Dildo ?
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Old Jan 4, 2010, 5:24pm   #9
 
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He was off better doing a Michael Jackson and finding a surrogate mum, atleast that way he would have kept the kids too.
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Old Jan 4, 2010, 5:33pm   #10
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For himself or for his son, Dildo ?
for all - including the driver and the milkman
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Old Jan 9, 2010, 6:12pm   #11
 
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They are all ho's

Arent they all whores, except my wife and mother of course, would Tiger Woods pull any women if he worked at Mcdonalds

hes the proof

Pamela Anderson
Brooke Shields (early)
Bo derek (early)
Sienna Miller
ect

All these women, who if were broke or worked in the local snack bar, and lived with their mothers, would still be very attractive.

Donald trump
Jonny Depp
Jack Nicholson
Jenson Button
Any of the Kennedys
ect

you get my drift

All these men lived in a caravan, alone, and cut grass at the local cemetry

Would not pull a women, neither would any women be interested in them. If a women says, its the power thats the attraction, what and who are they thinking of when they are having sex - me

My uncle has a Rolls Royce, you should see the smiles I get when I drive it, the same women dont recognise me when I walk the dog past them the next day and blank me

Discuss, but I'm correct

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Old Jan 9, 2010, 6:28pm   #12
 
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Tiger Woods has reportedly settled for US$ 300 million in his coming split with wife Elin.

He is said to have had 18 mistresses which averages over US$ 16 million per trollop.

If you put these 18 pussies in one whorehouse, it would have to be the most expensive brothel ever.

Tiger might be a great golfer but he seems to have paid rather a lot of money to get 18 successive holes in one.
Not a very good R/R ratio.
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Old Jan 9, 2010, 6:40pm   #13
 
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Sometimes you have steak at home, but you want a cheeseburger once in a while as well. Look at ashley cole.
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Old Jan 10, 2010, 9:27am   #14
 
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Sometimes you have steak at home, but you want a cheeseburger once in a while as well. Look at ashley cole.
I dont know, those lap dancers looked hotter than his wife, by the way Tiger is almost bald with that cap off, 1 man isnt programmed to be with 1 pussy all his life. Once youve drank from the hairy cup, its addictive....
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Old Jan 18, 2010, 11:09am   #15
 
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By the way, if you like a good Trollope, a dramatised version of his series "The Pallisers" is being broadcast on Radio 7's Listen-Again/iPlayer at the moment (it was previously a Radio 4 Classic Serial):

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00c...pisodes/player
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