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Old Oct 8, 2003, 3:03pm   #33
 
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well, of course... eagles can't talk.
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Old Oct 8, 2003, 3:10pm   #34
 
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but if they could, what would they say?
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Old Oct 8, 2003, 3:19pm   #35
 
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same souls?
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Old Oct 8, 2003, 3:27pm   #36
 
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If it's an american thing us brits will probably not get it.

And that's from the guy who only got 401 on the test...

No hold on, that's the wrong way round...
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Old Oct 8, 2003, 3:51pm   #37
 
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err - souls?
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Old Oct 8, 2003, 3:56pm   #38
 
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A middle-aged woman was looking at herself in the full length bedroom mirror before getting into bed. "Just look at me" she said. "I'm going grey, my arms have gone all flabby, my boobs have drooped, my tummy is too big and my thighs are all cellulite". Turning to her husband she said "Tell me something positive about myself".

He thought for a moment, and then said "I see your eyesight is still as good as ever"!
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Old Oct 8, 2003, 4:20pm   #39
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On the subject of intelligence discussed above, I dont know if anyone saw BBC 2 last night about the traits of millionaires and entrepreneurs ?

Anyway one common apsect was that, by normal IQ measurements, they werent too bright and many suffered from dyslexia. What they did have was unusually high energy levels, belief in their ability, single mindedness and when they didnt like the rules to something they just changed them to allow themselves to be successful.

By those standards I am not looking good to become a millionaire.


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Old Oct 8, 2003, 4:35pm   #40
 
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Hi
Try this brain teaser. Some of you may get this very quickly, then again you may not.
A man and his son are involved in a car accident. The man is killed and his son is taken to hospital with serious injuries for which he will need an operation. The surgeon meets him on the way to the operating room and shouts; Oh my god thats my son! How come?
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