You won't believe me... But ****ing hell i'm amazingly really annoying!

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HaloTrader

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I did it.

**** you all.

I have a system which in backtesting, Demo and live trading hasn't lost a single trade. ****ing hell i'm amazing.

You DEFFO will not believe me, but i just came here to gloat... I am seriously the best.
I can imagine all the replies calling me a ******** and a liar. I won't reply, but seriously, i did it. I really did it.

Traders and losers - They all focus on entries.... Never really see-ing the simplicity of trading and how it works on probabilities.

But, ****, i did it. 100% winners, 0% losers... I have created what i would call a 98% correct system.

Ha. I'm going to feel SOOOO witty around these forums now. HA!

Again you won't believe me but.... I will tell you right now, i did it.

100% in backtest.
100% in demo.
100% in live trading.
10% risk.
0% drawdowns.
1 trade per week.
13 markets.
Use of two indicators and 14 time-frames.
20% return per trade.
20% return per week on average
4 hours of work per day.

Now to disappear and spend my 4 hours a day becomming a millionaire.
I don't need to prove it, i don't need to reply, i'm literally just here to gloat, i don't need anyone to believe me... I just wanted to rub it in your disbelieving, smug little faces.

On these forums you cast doubt on everyone, sceptism. And here i am! I did it.

Now to the serious part. I will share it with one person. Promise. If your not a ********, i'll seriously tell you what to do, the entry, the exit, the money management, the 'Psychology' ;), the markets, the time-frames, the time you got to trade.

Seriously, one person. One person, i promise i will give you a system which doesn't fail. Someone who deserves it and has good intentions and reasons...

No1 will believe me, you'll all through jealousy want to flame me. But i promise, one person you can have it.

I'm so ****ing on top of the world right now its amazing. Exams in 10 days and i haven't revised because i'm just so god-damn good at trading. I really have created something amazing, i'm like the Jesus of trading.

100% winners, who would of thought.
 
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i'm like the Jesus of trading.

100% winners, who would of thought.

You're not the Jesus of trading. You're a very naughty boy.

EDIT: Good luck if you're genuine. But I would revise and get some some good grades from the exams. Just in case....
 
Hi Halo,
Most of us here have, at one time or another, thought along similar lines as you, although it must be said, you are in a league of your own on the gloating front. In every case - that I'm aware of - the market brought us all back down to earth with a thud. It (the market) is especially fond of giving lessons in humility to those who think they've got it licked. Perhaps you will be the first person ever in the history of trading to truly get your leg over the market, so to speak. However, given that your profile suggests you're a novice part-timer, the odds are somewhat stacked against you. If I were you, I'd give your system to a city institution in return for a small fee. That way you won't have to endure the sheer tedium of winning every trade every day, which will surely drive you nuts. It's a bit like the olympic swimmer Mark Spitz winning 7 gold medals in the 1976? games. He lost his marbles soon after as he'd achieved the highest sporting challenge of his day and there were no more mountains left for him to climb. Don't lose too much sleep worrying about this though, as it's not a fate that's likely to befall you anytime soon.
;)
Tim.
 
Hi Halo,

Just wanted to say congratulations on developing such a successful system; don't listen to any of the other guys on here, it's definitely possible and you seem to have worked hard to succeed. I would very much like to be considered for your system, please pm me if you think I have what it takes.

SL

P.S Only joking, you complete nonce.
 
Awww, leave him alone, he just wants to follow his heroes in holy banning.
 
While we're at it, I've a foolproof roulette system that I've backtested and forward tested, and it always works!
 
I knew everyone would be jealous :)
I don't think i need to come on these forums anymore, only came for information, i'm sure it will be a blessing to you all.
I will come back in a few months to see if, according to Timsk - This stops working and i feel like an idiot. But until then.... I am the best.

I'm not trying to make a long thread this time or anything, i genuinely have a 100% system. Backtested 6 years of data. Demo'd for 4 months and live 2 months....
If it stops working i will come on here so you can laugh at me... But i am pretty definate it won't because i can't see how the market would change so much that it would stop working... It would literally have to stop having trends.

I'm so proud of myself.
 
Do your parents know you were up that late last night? My advice is have some porn on your laptop so that if they do catch you they won't know that you are involvbed in anything dodgy (like trading.)
 
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