Bleedin' Septic Tanks

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Whilst I am still working now on a sodding Thursday thanks to out descendants across the pond screwing up gbpjpy with their dollar moves, I am struggling to fill in this hypothetical question in my head...

Name me 3 good things about America;

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I can't think of one yet!
 

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1) Scartlett Johanssen and her ilk (Charlize Therón is technically Saaath Effriken but USA brought her into my life)
2) Movies starring Schwartzenegger/Stallone/Segal/Van Damme
3) You can laugh at them
 
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loads (and I mean loads) of nearly new, 2 bed, gated community condos in Florida, near Ft Lauderdale, for $40-50,000?
 
Jessica Alba

1) Scartlett Johanssen and her ilk (Charlize Therón is technically Saaath Effriken but USA brought her into my life)

On their (Americas) positive sides, the women are the only thing that rates a number so far!

1: Ladies!
2:
3:


(Not accounting for the wondrous '20% have passports' and a 'fcking great ocean in the way' factors!)
 
What's all this USA bashing? I realize that my country has its quirks and problems but what country doesn't?

and no I am not a rabid flag waver!!!


all the best to our pals across the pond.
 
On their (Americas) positive sides, the women are the only thing that rates a number so far!

1: Ladies!
2:
3:


(Not accounting for the wondrous '20% have passports' and a 'fcking great ocean in the way' factors!)

High Budget Porn

Technological Innovation (xbox)
 
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I came to this thread because I do genuinely have a problem with my septic tank. Oh well. At least it was nice to find a crossword fan from the good old US of A.

"I am not a rabid flag waver!!!"

Solution: Ribald Fag.
 
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